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[paluszki]

hey so do we hav a church here???? i kind of thought it b4 but now after everything i no more than EVER what we rly need is a church!!

or hey is anybody a priest??? a pastor???? i think we could all use a rly good CONFESSION u no??? super good 4 the soul. i have SOOOO much 2 get off my chest.........

also i rly wanted a dragon but i couldnt get 1 so im thinking i could get a bear??? i want a bear!!! or mayb a cow would b good 4 sum cheese???

also all the snacks here r weird

k thats all thnx!!!

[If you can't understand anything being said here, it's fine. You have common sense.]

Comments

[paluszki]

but wut if sumone steals it??? i mean its possible

and it can get lonely so i want it 2 b happy and with the family. i cant believe u dont want the cow 2 b happy???

[edle_gestalt]

Someplace like here I'd be more concerned about someone eloping with it...

I would want the cow to be happy!! Don't you think it would be best to wait until you have the sort of space where it can wander in and out, if it pleases?

Aren't they terrified of stairs??

[his mountain-boy inner child is buried in there somewhere and it sympathizes, it really does, but please]

[paluszki]

they just cant walk down stairs so its fine!! [He's forgetting this means that they cannot go down them once they go up them.]

france said if i got a cow he wuld make me cheese tho so i need a cow now

[edle_gestalt]

Right, so how are you going to let it relieve itself?

Has France been encouraging keeping cows in apartments? I need to have a word with him.

[paluszki]

ill teach it 2 use the toilet [Is he serious? It's really a mystery.]

no but he is encouraging a spa date and im super excited

[edle_gestalt]

Maybe a good, restful day of relaxation will help instill some logic and clarity.

Not to be crass, but I'm not sure the plumbing infrastructure is built to handle a cow.

[paluszki]

im always full of clarity lol

ew thats so gross

but liet wont let us keep it inside anyway