TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

hey so do we hav a church here???? i kind of thought it b4 but now after everything i no more than EVER what we rly need is a church!!

or hey is anybody a priest??? a pastor???? i think we could all use a rly good CONFESSION u no??? super good 4 the soul. i have SOOOO much 2 get off my chest.........

also i rly wanted a dragon but i couldnt get 1 so im thinking i could get a bear??? i want a bear!!! or mayb a cow would b good 4 sum cheese???

also all the snacks here r weird

k thats all thnx!!!

[If you can't understand anything being said here, it's fine. You have common sense.]

Comments

[affectueux]

What?

[ what? ]

[paluszki]

what?

[What?]

[affectueux]

Older than one thousand?

[paluszki]

yes

and i have been catholic the WHOLE TIME!

[affectueux]

[ … ]

That’s very impressive. I’ve only been Catholic for 17 years. But how in the world did you live to be a thousand years old?

[paluszki]

because im poland

[Some nations handle this discussion better.

But not Poland.]

[affectueux]

[ all right, clearly he’s talking to someone who is delusional. serge has met historical figures, but meeting a whole country? absolutely not. ]

I see! It is a pleasure to meet you, Poland.

[paluszki]

whats your name? i cant say its nice to meet you too if i dont know your name

[affectueux]

[ serge can’t… he cannot give his real name to this crazy fool. ]

Forgive me. It’s Aslan.

[paluszki]

[Rude.]

ok so we know each other now. do you want to help me get a church going or help me find a cow? im in need of serious help.

[affectueux]

[ … ]

It’s quite difficult to raise a cow. Are you sure you’re ready for one?

[paluszki]

like i haven't had a cow before! i know!! its fine.

[affectueux]

[ god, he’s crazy and he’s a farmer. ]

I see. Forgive me for assuming. My father used to raise sheep and things like that.

[paluszki]

[Poland's the package deal.]

sheep are so cute!! we never had sheep. maybe i want a sheep too.

[affectueux]

[ no!!! ]

You should start with one animal at a time.

[paluszki]

BUT SHEEP ARE SO CUTE.

and when you shave them you can make clothes