TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

hey so do we hav a church here???? i kind of thought it b4 but now after everything i no more than EVER what we rly need is a church!!

or hey is anybody a priest??? a pastor???? i think we could all use a rly good CONFESSION u no??? super good 4 the soul. i have SOOOO much 2 get off my chest.........

also i rly wanted a dragon but i couldnt get 1 so im thinking i could get a bear??? i want a bear!!! or mayb a cow would b good 4 sum cheese???

also all the snacks here r weird

k thats all thnx!!!

[If you can't understand anything being said here, it's fine. You have common sense.]

Comments

[paluszki]

no idea wut that is
but can u make pierogi??

[satanslash]

grilled noodles and meat or tofu or whatever else you want

yeah of course they're basically dumplings

[paluszki]

tofu is weird but the rest sounds rly good
can u make me pierogi?

[satanslash]

some people like it

can you at least say please
im a chef not a servant

[paluszki]

pls?

[Does it being abbreviated count?]

[satanslash]

[Barely.]

fiiiine god i'll do it

[paluszki]

omg yay!!!
ur so nice. i rly lyk u!!

[This is a warning sign. This isn't good.]

[satanslash]

[Still gonna like him when he's calling you stupid for trying to tame a kelpie?]

yeah yeah
my place is on crystal beach

[paluszki]

[Probably not but for right now, things are fiiiine.]

u shuld hav a delivery service

[satanslash]

delivery guy is in the hospital right now

[paluszki]

u just hav 1???

[satanslash]

cloud runs his own delivery business so he just does runs for me on the side but hes a good dude and good at what he does

just got himself into a bit of trouble recently is all

[paluszki]

lyk my prayers r with him and all but srsly u shuld hire another delivery person

delivery is ttly where its at

[satanslash]

actually teppanyaki is really supposed to be made in front of people thats kinda the whole point

i really only do deliveries for events and a few special people

[paluszki]

well ur making me pierogi
so im special

[satanslash]

not really

i dont even know you

[paluszki]

im poland!!

now u no me and now u no im special

[satanslash]

just because youre named after a country doesnt make you special

[paluszki]

but wut if

I AM THE COUNTRY

[satanslash]

i call

bullshit