003✖; (audio @hot.damn)

[circumitus]

Important question: How do you tell if someone's your friend?

Is it something that people just... know or do they have a conversation about it?

[How does friendship work and more importantly, can you eat it?]

The whole concept of friendship always seemed strange, honestly. People just decide "Hey, this person isn't a complete piece of shit"? Weird. [Well, now she might just be projecting onto herself.

[So, wait. Does this mean that she has friends? Does anyone have friends? How annoying.]

Comments

[circumitus]

well yeah no shit

can usually tell when someone is just trying to take advantage think thats the difference

[mylawn]

Some people are very good at pretending.

[circumitus]

more than familiar with pretenders trust me

been fake for far too long to recognize those

[mylawn]

Well, then you've got that going for you.

[circumitus]

sure
hoorah go team and all that shit

[mylawn]

What brought this on?

[circumitus]

prolonged periods of self-reflection and isolation probably

[mylawn]

You know there's alcohol for that, right?

[circumitus]

and SOMETIMES alcohol just makes it worse!!

[Probably because she mostly drinks alone.]

[mylawn]

What's the ratio?

[circumitus]

does that rly sound like somethng you keep track of enough to hash out a mathematical equation to??

[mylawn]

A ratio is BARELY an equation.

[circumitus]

so you want to know if its just

lets say

mybe 6/10 times where the situation ends in getting thrown out of a bar after punching someone in the throat??

[mylawn]

Sure, if that's your definition of "making things worse".

[circumitus]

would consider getting blacklisted from bars as a bad thing so the answer to that is yes

[mylawn]

That's fair.

[circumitus]

good

if alcohol promised a world that always led to happiness and cuddles that would be one thing
too bad it makes some of us more pissed off than we already were about some shit

[mylawn]

Yeah, too bad.