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[byleth]

Professor Eisner's Advice Box



I am Byleth. Academy Professor. I am not a robot:



Back in the monastery in my world, professors would answer questions left in the advice box. So here's the advice box online. Leave your questions below, and I will answer.

Like this:

Q: Professor, can I have Manuela's home address?

: ❝No❞


[ ooc: anonymous is enabled by default, but anyone can ask under their usernames if they want. ]

Comments

[reprising]

We're in a world where anything could happen.
I know you can take care of yourself
But I'm allowed to worry, too.

I'll massage wherever you want.
My hands will not leave your body.
If there is anywhere else you wish to have touched, you need only ask.


[ This might be as sexy as he's suggesting, even if he's not realizing how he sounds. ]

[byleth]

[ He'd have to be dead to say no. ]

Other places might be sore.
I'll point them all out later.
If you have the time.

[ ...He's the worst teacher on the planet, isn't he? ]

[reprising]

[ Or the absolute best? ]

Why would I not have time for you?
You've healed me countless times, my beloved.
The least I could do is comfort you as deeply and intimately as you've healed me.

How are things at the school now?

[byleth]

They're going fine.
Adapting.

You're also welcome to ask for advice if you need, too.

[ He knows Dimitri already did. He's just humoring his disguise. ]

[reprising]

I already have the answers I sought.
Thanks to you, of course.

[ When? It is a mystery. vO_Ov ]

Though there is a matter I would discuss, seeing as we've been here as long as we have...

But would you rather not live in a larger place than the one we are in now?

[byleth]

I'm glad.

[ He really is bad at this. It's cute. ]

It is crowded with the cats.
Were you thinking of a house?

[ Byleth has never lived in anything so grand, but they do have a lot of chroma now. ]