text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

What would...be a good name for a pet? A pet squid, I mean!! I still don't know what to call it? I feel bad just calling it squid. Please give me some names to choose from! Thank you!! (人´口`)!!

But also would anyone like to hear a joke?

[ Shigeru, no. He is totally preparing for his joke contest against a certain clown. So he needs the practice. But he's also really bored at the clinic right now? ]

Please tell me some jokes too!! I'd like to hear ones other people have, especially their favorites!

[ Shigeru do you really want to go down this road?! ]

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text; un: smoothrhymes

[whosaysdajare]

[ He's here to see a man about a squid-name. We'll leave the jokes for a fair and square fight. ]

Mr. Ink-redible ✨🦑✨

[mysophobic]

[ He knows who you are, Sasara. He can recognize those emotes anywhere. Though now he feels a bit weird because he's practicing and the other can see it!? He should've locked it from Sasara!! Highsjwh! He's dumb. ]

Sasara?! [ What does he even do?! He should probably say something...right. Right! ]

That's a pretty funny name.

[whosaysdajare]

[ It's not like he's secretive about it. And he'll scram after reading a handful of jokes, just let him indulge! ]

Ain't it a good one❗️❓😆🐙✨
Since you're naming it you're not looking to cook it❓ If you change your mind I know a guy❗️✨👨‍🍳✨
🤣🤣🤣

[ Sasara is very takoyaki-deprived. And he's just kidding. ]

[mysophobic]

[ Shigeru will permit it, but only because it's Sasara! ]

It really is! I wonder if he'll like? I plan on letting him decide which name he likes the most! [ Shigeru that's too pure but also this is apparently a serious endeavor!! ]

Of course not! [ Sasara please! ]

I was gonna ask if you wanted to see it. But not if you want to eat it!

[ Shigeru please! ] But there's something called takoyaki in your world, right? I think Samatoki mentioned it to me once. [ He has yet to cook or try it though. ]

[whosaysdajare]

[ Can squids pick and choose like that? Is Shigeru just gonna let it slobber all over his communicator with its tentacles, or what? No, Sasara has never thought about squid that much.

And Samatoki...? Well, it's not like Shigeru has any clue that they're not on the best of terms, right. ]

I'm just messing with ya ✨😝✨
There is but you're better off don't asking Kanto folks about it, ya know❗️😓

[ Because Kansai—Kanto rivalry goes at least as deep as, even deeper than, food. Takoyaki is a hot topic, and next on the list Okonomiyaki! ]

[mysophobic]

Kanto...folks? Oh! A different region of Japan, right? Why shouldn't I ask them? Is their kind of takoyaki different from others? Do they have different batter or...or octopus?!

[ But now he wants to know Sasara!! ] Then who should I ask? I wanted to make some for you and Rosho when you both come to visit to see the squid!

[ Shigeru you can't just force someone over your house with the promises of food and looking at weird space squids?? Or, well, he can but you know he should probably explain his reasoning for this sudden thing. ]

I want to try and have people over...my apartment. I. I never really had anyone over before, aside from one or two people, so this might help me? With my exposure therapy I mean. But if you don't want to come over that's fine too!!

[whosaysdajare]

[ Sasara can be forced with promise of food and squids. And Rosho? The heck?? Well, it's interesting to see him get involved! ]

Sure I'll come❗️🥳✨

[ Ah, there was that... Shigeru Miyata sounding like such a Japanese name that Sasara hasn't thought about the difference again since the Christmas party. Well, there's an easy solution to his regional problem, though. ]

Ah no way❗️ It's too different to eat❗️😥😤 [ That's a bit dramatic to say like so... ]
There's no other Kansai folks around, are there❓Just ask Rosho and I❗️🤔✨😆✨

[ Better yet, let them help ya cook! No, really don't. ]

[mysophobic]

You will? Really?! [ He's excited. He's never had more than one person in his house before!! But he's also anxious and somewhat unsure if he'll be able to handle it. But he's at least comfortable with Rosho and Sasara so that will make it less intimidating. ]

Can you really taste the difference? [ It must be easily tasted if Sasara is saying that. ]

I'd definitely ask you both! Maybe you can even help me cook... [ Although now that he thinks about it. ]

Or just...advise from the side. I. I don't know if I can really handle people touching my food.

[ If their little eating escapade was anything to go by, Shigeru still wasn't ready for it. ] Have you ever cooked it before?