text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

What would...be a good name for a pet? A pet squid, I mean!! I still don't know what to call it? I feel bad just calling it squid. Please give me some names to choose from! Thank you!! (人´口`)!!

But also would anyone like to hear a joke?

[ Shigeru, no. He is totally preparing for his joke contest against a certain clown. So he needs the practice. But he's also really bored at the clinic right now? ]

Please tell me some jokes too!! I'd like to hear ones other people have, especially their favorites!

[ Shigeru do you really want to go down this road?! ]

Comments

text | un: wisdom

[glossophobia]

[ There is so much to process here. ]

How did you get a pet squid?

[mysophobic]

[ Hello Rosho. Welcome to Shigeru's strange life! ]

I got it from the weird shop that's around the city? It's also how I got my markings and tail!

[ Shigeru here to make it sound super sketch. ]

It's really cute and very friendly! Would you like to stop by and see it some time?

un: doumeki

[saezuru]

Ika-chan
or Ika-kun

[ That would literally be the same as calling it "squid" ]

I only know one joke
I would like to hear yours

[mysophobic]

[ Oh. Sup Doumeki. Shigeru sure is embarrassed by having him reply and he's so serious over text too! But he's glad to know that the other man actually has a joke?! ]

Ika-chan. That's actually really cute! What does it mean?

[ Shigeru will pause, hm. ]

You gotta tell me yours first! And then I'll say mine!

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

Tintenfisch. Inkling.

[mysophobic]

Oh! Noiz! Hello. How are you doing?

Is Tintenfisch another name for squid in a different language?

[ He's only assuming because Doumeki. ]

[Text] un: roseoftheriverbed

[saigawa]

oooh, a squid! is it a girl or a boy?

[Not like it matters for the names he's thinking of...]

[mysophobic]

I think it's...a boy?

[ now he has to figure out and look up how to tell squid genders?! ]

But maybe it might be a girl. I. I don't know how to tell?!

un: otoproxy

[ends]

bloop? squad?

maybe “squad” is what you call your household.

[ he tried. names aren’t easy, but he’s pretty proud of “squad.” ]

hey if it’s not a death and dismemberment joke then yeah, I’d love to hear it. I need to expand my horizons here

[mysophobic]

Bloop sounds cute! And I think it might like it. I'll have to ask it when I'm done here and see what name it takes to the most!

[ But, um, Yuzuru?! Are you...okay?? ]

Death and dismemberment?! How...how are things like that made into jokes?

[ He's kind of worried?! ]

un: tigerpoet

[tigerpoet]

Is it a boy or a girl?

I would love to hear a joke! I'm not very good at them myself...

[mysophobic]

Oh Atsushi! It's a boy, I think! I'm not really sure how to tell squid genders??

[ Maybe he should've looked that up before posting this. But Shigeru is a derp and this is the result. ]

I'm not either, but I have to practice! [ Shigeru, what. ]

Okay here goes! What do raspberries do when they play instruments!






They have jam sessions!

text | un: yoohyun

[hynobius]

Ojingeo.
Bokkeum.

[mysophobic]

Those sound really pretty. How do you pronounce them, and what do they mean?!

text; un: smoothrhymes

[whosaysdajare]

[ He's here to see a man about a squid-name. We'll leave the jokes for a fair and square fight. ]

Mr. Ink-redible ✨🦑✨

[mysophobic]

[ He knows who you are, Sasara. He can recognize those emotes anywhere. Though now he feels a bit weird because he's practicing and the other can see it!? He should've locked it from Sasara!! Highsjwh! He's dumb. ]

Sasara?! [ What does he even do?! He should probably say something...right. Right! ]

That's a pretty funny name.

[text; un: oniichan]

[immature]

what does it take to make a squid laugh































ten-tickles

[mysophobic]

[ This is actually pretty good and has got Shigeru laughing on his end. ]

That one was really good! It's very funny! Do you have any more?

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

inky

[Rin that is. Terrible. Just terrible.]

[mysophobic]

That's so cute!

[ Shigeru obviously doesn't think it is, apparently. ]

He might actually enjoy that name, but I'll write it down for later! [ Though there is a momentary pause as he thinks about something... ]

Do you know any good jokes?

text | un: blekksprut

[fuckinghysterical]

you have a squid as a pet??? 😯 do you have a big aquarium or something? that's so cool.

i'm not very good with names, though. [Look, she still hasn't come up with a better name for herself than Laughing Beauty, she's not the person to ask!] but i think it comes down to your preference. some people might call it bob and call it a day. while some might name it something like calamari.

[mysophobic]

Yes! I got him from one of those Mensik Spheres from that shop! He usually stays in there but I do have an aquarium set up for him as well.

I want to make sure he's as comfortable as possible when he is out. But it does seem like he can live out of water? He can also fly, so, I guess it's an alien space squid...

[ Shigeru?? He doesn't even know what kind of squid it is but this is fine. ]

Some one would actually name their pet calamari?! Σ(゜ロ゜;)!!
I don't think I could do that. I don't want to eat him after all.

un: hanyoojin

[predispose]

[ well he was going to go with inky but someone beat him to it? interesting ]

What kind of color is the squid?

Also I'd love to hear a joke. Go for it.

[mysophobic]

[ Color. Um, hm, well that is a good question Yoojin. ]

It doesn't really have a distinct color, I guess black? But it's skin is like the night sky, sparkly and always shifting colors and it almost looks like there's swirling galaxies on its skin too.

[ It's very pretty and mesmerizing to look at. ]

But okay! What do you call a fake noodle?!




An impasta! [ Shigeru these are all so bad. He's going to lose his contest against Sasara so hard... ]

text, un: L.L.

[endgamed]

A name is a name. Does it have to be specific to a squid? Name it Oliver, Harry, or George. Or Sophia, Olivia, or Amelia if it's a girl.

[ No, he does not want to hear the joke. ]

[mysophobic]

[ Lelouch please have some fun?! ]

I guess it doesn't have to be. But it's more fun when people give crazy names like...Squidsalot, or Sqiggles.

[ Shigeru feels like he should hear the joke though?! ]

You don't know any jokes by any chance, do you?

text; un: ambivalenceblack

[voiceofanimus]

Some have been known to eat such things. You could always name it 'Dinner.'

[A joke. Caim is moving up in the world.]

[mysophobic]

[ Caim, no?! ]

I!! I would never call him that! Unless...he really liked it and even then it seems a bit too cruel to call a pet a food name.

[ Shigeru is too pure to actually do something like that!! ]

text, un: strawhat

[rubberpirate]

TASTY!

Name it TASTY!

and i don't know any jokes =(

[mysophobic]

T-Tasty?! I. I don't think it would like to be named that, though.

I don't plan on eating it.