text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

What would...be a good name for a pet? A pet squid, I mean!! I still don't know what to call it? I feel bad just calling it squid. Please give me some names to choose from! Thank you!! (人´口`)!!

But also would anyone like to hear a joke?

[ Shigeru, no. He is totally preparing for his joke contest against a certain clown. So he needs the practice. But he's also really bored at the clinic right now? ]

Please tell me some jokes too!! I'd like to hear ones other people have, especially their favorites!

[ Shigeru do you really want to go down this road?! ]

Comments

[mysophobic]

Bloop sounds cute! And I think it might like it. I'll have to ask it when I'm done here and see what name it takes to the most!

[ But, um, Yuzuru?! Are you...okay?? ]

Death and dismemberment?! How...how are things like that made into jokes?

[ He's kind of worried?! ]

[ends]

yeah, it’s simple and kinda fun to say! I hope it takes

[ oh. that’s a very reasonable reaction, how nostalgic. he misses when he had more of those to the aforementioned jokes. ]

it’s easy when you’re dead and all your friends are dead.

sorry to freak you out here. does

does that mean I won’t get a joke?

[mysophobic]

[ Excuse me?! Shigeru wasn't expecting any of this, please forgive his reaction. ]

I. I'm so sorry! I didn't realize...

[ He's kinda worried now?! Are you okay Yuzuru?? ]

Oh! I mean. No! It's fine! I can definitely tell a joke!

What do you call a pig that does karate!

[ends]

[ he’s fine, it’s fine, this is all fine. ]

oh, no. don’t be. how were you supposed to know?

[ surely Otonashi owes it to this poor joke star to put his mind at ease a little? ]

a pig that does karate... a pork chop?

[mysophobic]

[ Shigeru is in that club too. If you don't talk about it then it doesn't matter or exist, right? ]

I know! I just...feel bad. So I'm sorry for any bad memories it might've brought up. [ He keeps forgetting that people come from all points in their own worlds including after death. ]

Oh!! So you...know it?!

[ends]

I don’t have a lot of memories at all, so... it’s probably not as bad as you’re imagining?

[ that is, honestly, his attempt at trying to make it sound better. it probably does not land. ]

oh! no, no. I ... honestly just guessed. sorry, it’s not fun if I guess, right? here, let’s try another one!

[mysophobic]

You don't...have any memories at all?

[ It doesn't?! That's also terrible?? ]

Oh no it's okay! I'm sure people from Earth are used to these types of jokes, right? But okay! [ He is going to turn this convo around because this is way too serious! ]

What do you call a cow with two legs!