text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

What would...be a good name for a pet? A pet squid, I mean!! I still don't know what to call it? I feel bad just calling it squid. Please give me some names to choose from! Thank you!! (人´口`)!!

But also would anyone like to hear a joke?

[ Shigeru, no. He is totally preparing for his joke contest against a certain clown. So he needs the practice. But he's also really bored at the clinic right now? ]

Please tell me some jokes too!! I'd like to hear ones other people have, especially their favorites!

[ Shigeru do you really want to go down this road?! ]

Comments

[mysophobic]

[ Please learn to chill out!! ]

I'll definitely put those into consideration. I'm going to let him choose his own name, he's surprisingly smart.

[ But squid are known for being intelligent, right? ]

Let's hear them then! I'm trying to expand my horizons. [ Shigeru has no idea, rip. ]

[endgamed]

"I work with animals," the guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

[ You asked, Shigeru. ]

[mysophobic]

[ Um?? Lelouch?! ]

That's...a lot different from the jokes I'm used to reading up on.

Is this...oh! Dark humor right? [ Shigeru??? ]

I guess for some people it might be funny.

[endgamed]

You shouldn't expect everyone to have the same sense of humour as you.

[mysophobic]

Of course I don't! I...guess if I did I wouldn't have asked for different jokes.

I just wasn't expecting something like...that. But it's like you said, everyone has a differing sense of humor.

[endgamed]

I'm glad to have contributed something, then.