text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

What would...be a good name for a pet? A pet squid, I mean!! I still don't know what to call it? I feel bad just calling it squid. Please give me some names to choose from! Thank you!! (人´口`)!!

But also would anyone like to hear a joke?

[ Shigeru, no. He is totally preparing for his joke contest against a certain clown. So he needs the practice. But he's also really bored at the clinic right now? ]

Please tell me some jokes too!! I'd like to hear ones other people have, especially their favorites!

[ Shigeru do you really want to go down this road?! ]

Comments

[saigawa]

good luck, because i don't know either.

[Thanks, Kashuu?!]

how about calling them sashimi?

[mysophobic]

[ Kashuu?! Well the wish for good luck is still something at least. He'll figure it out! ]

Sashimi?? No. No! I don't want to name it food. It might get...offended.

[saigawa]

you think it can understand? it is a cute name

[Is it...]

there's always naming it what it reminds you of. like sea, river, chikuwa

[That's also food.]

[mysophobic]

Yes! It's very smart and I bet if it could write or speak it would! Maybe I can teach it sign language so it can recognize what I say better? [ That is a thought there, Shigeru... ]

What is chikuwa? [ He has a feeling it's food because everyone wants to eat his squid?! ]

[saigawa]

it's a type of fish cake. [Yes, it's food.] then again, i don't think they ever made them from squid before?

oooh, you can do that. teach it and we can all chat together in some way.

[Say the guy who want to name it after food.]

[mysophobic]

Everyone wants to eat my squid it seems. [ there's a sigh on his end as he types that. ]

Maybe I will. It might be able to communicate with its bio-luminescence too.

[saigawa]

well, squid are tasty.

bio-luminescence?

[mysophobic]

I wouldn't know. I've never had it before. But a lot of people have been saying that... [ Maybe he'll have to try it then. ]

Oh! It's a chemical reaction that occurs in an organism's body that produces light! When the molecule, luciferin reacts with oxygen it creates a reaction leading to light!

[saigawa]

if you want to try, i can show you places where you can eat it! and how you might want it cooked.

i kind of follow that. so it just make it light up?

[Please go easy on him, he's just a simple sword.]

[mysophobic]

Oh! Okay! I'd really like that! But I'm going to pay, okay? It's the least I can do for when you gave me that wardrobe make over. [ They can have a cute deito and enjoy themselves he guesses. ]

Yes! Exactly! It's just a chemical reaction that makes markings on something/one's skin glow basically.

[saigawa]

great, great! i hope you have plenty on hand.

[Okay, Kashuu wouldn't go straight for the expensive, fancy places. As much as he love being fancy, the cheaper, more local food suits him just as well.]

that's neat. that make me think there's probably some of us like that, being part-squid you know?

so what do they glow for? looking nice?

[mysophobic]

Of course! It shouldn't be a problem. [ Shigeru is a hardworker with three jobs, he's got this!! ]

Oh! Yes. Well I do get tentacles sometimes? But the markings and my deer tail are...permanent.

And it's used for attraction, yes. Mating and for prey...