text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

What would...be a good name for a pet? A pet squid, I mean!! I still don't know what to call it? I feel bad just calling it squid. Please give me some names to choose from! Thank you!! (人´口`)!!

But also would anyone like to hear a joke?

[ Shigeru, no. He is totally preparing for his joke contest against a certain clown. So he needs the practice. But he's also really bored at the clinic right now? ]

Please tell me some jokes too!! I'd like to hear ones other people have, especially their favorites!

[ Shigeru do you really want to go down this road?! ]

Comments

[mysophobic]

[ This is actually pretty good and has got Shigeru laughing on his end. ]

That one was really good! It's very funny! Do you have any more?

[immature]

unfortunately that was my best one
i should try to ink-orporate more jokes about squids into my repertoire
theyre pretty funny

[mysophobic]

[ The puns!! ]

It's really amusing! I think my pet might enjoy them too. I did read one before.

What did the the squid say after it heard the joke?




You're kraken me up!

[ Shigeru that's just terrible, lord. ]

[immature]

[aww! he was going to use that one next. but he's amused, nonetheless]

im glad youre telling your pet jokes
thats something i would do
what made you decide to get a pet squid anyway

[mysophobic]

I hope it enjoys them as much as I do!!
But in all honesty I'm practicing for a contest. But don't tell anyone!

It's technically not a secret but I do want to broaden my jokes for when we actually do have it.

As for what made to decide...I guess I thought it might be good for my phobia? I mean squid and octopi they're kind of...slimy and a little weird?! So I thought interacting with one might help me out with my germophobia.

[immature]

hooo i see!
thats actually a really neat idea
idk im looking for a pet myself so im always keeping my eyes open for interesting ones

[mysophobic]

It's working a little, at least! So I hope I can actually...get better with it.
Oh? What kinds of animals do you like?

[immature]

hmmmm
i really like horses best
but as far as pet-type animals
cats dogs almost any kind would be fine
maybe even a bird that talked

[mysophobic]

How about fish, or a lizard?! Those are pretty cool too, right?

[ Shigeru and his squid would like to think so... ]

What kind of bird would you get?

[immature]

ohhh i didnt even think about lizards!!!!
very cool
i dont know much about birds though

[mysophobic]

They're kind of cute, right? I really don't mind lizards or fish. They aren't too...messy or hard to take care of.

But I'm not sure about birds either. Maybe the library might have something?

[immature]

a fish would be fun too
except that i wanna be able to play with the pet
whatever it is
maybe i will check the library too
thanks for the suggestion

[mysophobic]

Well whatever you decide to choose we should have out pets meet one day! It can be a like a...pet playdate!

[ His squid is easy to bring around since it does normally live in the sphere, so he could totally do this. ]

I hope you find something you like!

[immature]

[that's... that's adorable!]

oh yeah absolutely!
i would totally love a pet playdate
that just makes me wanna find one faster
ill make sure to let you know!!

[mysophobic]

I can't wait to see what you get! Just let me know via text then and we can set something up!

[immature]

sounds good
oh i almost forgot
my name is osomatsu matsuno!
so if you ever see that name around thats me!