text; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

What would...be a good name for a pet? A pet squid, I mean!! I still don't know what to call it? I feel bad just calling it squid. Please give me some names to choose from! Thank you!! (人´口`)!!

But also would anyone like to hear a joke?

[ Shigeru, no. He is totally preparing for his joke contest against a certain clown. So he needs the practice. But he's also really bored at the clinic right now? ]

Please tell me some jokes too!! I'd like to hear ones other people have, especially their favorites!

[ Shigeru do you really want to go down this road?! ]

Comments

[mysophobic]

Oh Atsushi! It's a boy, I think! I'm not really sure how to tell squid genders??

[ Maybe he should've looked that up before posting this. But Shigeru is a derp and this is the result. ]

I'm not either, but I have to practice! [ Shigeru, what. ]

Okay here goes! What do raspberries do when they play instruments!






They have jam sessions!

[tigerpoet]

That's very good!

[His standards for humor are low.]

A boy squid... Thinking of Japanese names with 'ocean' in them, there's Kaito, Takumi, Yousuke...

[mysophobic]

[ Atsushi, no. Don't encourage him!! ]

Really?! You think it was good? I'm trying to find as many different ones as possible!

[ He sounds pleased over text at least. ]

Those all seem really pretty. I like Takumi...

[tigerpoet]

If you find more, I'd love to hear them.

[Atsushi no.]

I think Takumi is a wonderful name.

[mysophobic]

I have loads more! I'm...actually collecting them because of a contest I'm doing against a friend.

[ Shigeru is preparing!! ]

Do you have anything for space or...constellations? Its skin is like space with galaxies and stars swirling on it. I think that might be a good way to go too!

[tigerpoet]

Oh? Good luck in your competition.

Altair is a nice name, and it's also a star.

[mysophobic]

Oh thank you! I think I'll need. Sasara is a comedian for a living so I know it'll be tough to beat him.

Altair...it sounds really majestic!

[tigerpoet]

What made you decide to challenge a professional?

[mysophobic]

Oh! Well, he's my friend, and we just got to talking about it. And one thing led to another so now we're going to have a competition!

[tigerpoet]

Oh, I see. Then I wish you the best of luck.