video, un: grimm

[hagrides]

[The video opens on two figures standing outside a circus tent. Grimm is hard to mistake for anyone else, and it should be no surprise to those who know him to see Mike Morton at a circus.]

Greetings to you all, my fellow Moonblessed. We are pleased to announce the opening of the Lacewing Circus as a permanent attraction in Lower Lunatia. We hope that all who have an interest will come to one of our performances, occurring every Saturday and Sunday at five PM.

Ever wanted to see someone defy gravity? Well now you can! Swing on by for acrobatics, trapeze acts, and tightrope walking galore! It’s a scene you wouldn’t want to miss— guaranteed! But don’t just take my word for it. Come see with your own eyes! Just don’t let this momentous occasion pass you by.

[Mike pops up out of the parting bow fast and points at the camera. One last thing:]

…But wait! That’s not all. We’re also taking your applications! So? Don’t be shy. Show us what you’ve got.

Comments

[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

im going to help you so fucking hard youll feel it for a week
even if its just standing at the door and telling people we have nurses on call if they feel like they need to faint from the sheer fucking incredibleness

[hagrides]

Exactly the person I wanted to hear from. I hope you have no objections if I continue to use your music in my performances?

[Text]

[itsknighttime]

[[OH. BOY. Y'done started it now, son.
Give him a second he's excited.]]

let me put it this way
um

fuck yes
im getting my ass on new tracks right the fuck now
expect it in a bit

[hagrides]

Truly you spoil me, my dear.

Lemme... just... /opens software

[itsknighttime]

[[Has never been anyone's dear anything. Not even deer in the headlights let alone dear.]]

you can count on me man i got you
anything in particular you got the shakes that i got the fix for?

[hagrides]

Hm... I believe Mike here could use a theme for his high wire act.

[Text] 1/2 - 2 will be when I'm finished

[itsknighttime]

aight hold on to your bug junk grimm
im about to make that man want to electric slide all the way across

[bombvault]

[ Speak of the devil. ]

Who is this generous fella? A musician?

[hagrides]

A composer of great talent, and a member of my family here.

[bombvault]

What an honor! I'd be glad to meet any family member of yours.

[hagrides]

It would be my pleasure to introduce you two.

2/2

[itsknighttime]

this kinda what youre going for?

[hagrides]

Spectacular as always! Perfectly suited for Mike's high-flying escapades, I feel.

[itsknighttime]

awh hell yeah i got you man
good you like it
if you need any more you let me know what you want and what for and i got you
bros stick together

[hagrides]

Naturally I will. You may consider yourself our official composer.

[bombvault]

[ Not pictured is Mike going completely out of his little acrobat mind. ]

Amazing!!!!
You made that?
:) !!!!

[itsknighttime]

sure did broseph
happy you like it man ive been out of the loops loop lately glad the rust isnt so bad

un: Mr. Swifts

[bombvault]

Well aren't you sweet?
Being a doorman is an underrated profession you know!
Or would that be 'hypeman'?
Either way you've got the energy for it!

[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

no not really im just excited for this shit to go down
this is the best fuckin thing i heard all year my dude
man i got
all the god damn arm strength for a door
i would rip those bitches wide open and usher the waiting crowd of people behind them so efficiently youll need to make them sign waivers

[bombvault]

Then I love your enthusiasm.
and of course the support!
But don't forget to enjoy the show for yourself too !

[itsknighttime]

damn right im gonna enjoy it
both eyes front and center
plus im fast enough in case someone wants to be a dick to usher those bitches right back out

[[There are few people he would protect to that level and Grimm is one, that means so is anything he wants to do, too.]]

[bombvault]

Oh, how reassuring it would be having some muscle around.

[ Not that Mike hasn't landed misbehaving guests on their ass and would again. But the offer is nice. ]

You know,
for those overly eager folks and all.
My, the reaction to quality entertainment sure does vary!

[ Which is just a polite way to dismiss assholes. He's got an image to upkeep! ]

[itsknighttime]

flattery will get you everywhere
youre free to imagine that im fuckin ripped and cant find clothes that dont make me look like a green pissed off superhero
then when you actually see me youll understand why people tell you to prepare for the worst instead

its okay you can say assholes
ill say it for you
assholes who dont know to sit down and shut it

[bombvault]

Aren't you an absolute riot!
You really know how to market yourself, don't you?
Good thing that you've said it and not me!

[ Mike understands half of what this guy says at any given time. The sarcasm is the easy part! ]

But here you are being more than helpful and I don't even know your name yet!
It looks like Grimm gave me a quick run by introduction but that just won't do.
Mike Morton- Acrobat Extraordinaire! It's a pleasure to meet you Red Text!

[itsknighttime]

maybe sometimes
and no not really but im taking the compliment thanks
yeah man its cool i will do you some wicked throw two up if someone is a douchebag there

[[Above par on the course for Dave-speak-understanding.]]

oh shit youre the guy i did the track for then? that shit must be hella tight (rope haha) walking up there with like what
do you guys still do the lil umbrella?
i always forget the name part
its dave just dave not david not daveathan just dave or red text
or red ill accept red