un: clearwater2000

[nojohnyouare]

Does anybody have advice for goldfish-san care.

[The short post is accompanied by a series of poorly-taken photos of... well, a goldfish, the kind you might have seen in the fish-scooping game at the festival in Amegahara. The fish is swimming around a large fish tank, the sort less informed pet owners would keep seven larger fish in, with a few plants and some seashells for some reason. Hey, at least Mai's plain-looking apartment has something in it now.]

Also accepting name suggestions.

Comments

[itsknighttime]

like at all?
how do you live without some awesome back beats just to stroll to? how will catsan know what to jam to?

[nojohnyouare]

Music exists. I just don't think about it in depth. Maybe important.

[itsknighttime]

so what youre saying is poor catsan will have to just go with the flow
tell you what my melodiously misinformed com padre
were going to make a catsan song and that bitch is going to go platnim
not the cat but the song
aight let me rev up the beats and start the song im gonna show you a whole new world princess

lemme introduce my main man the one a the cafe the one called catsan
he illin he drillin he straight up killin in the mice while dj strider --raps it on the mic
fur ball purr ball round little kitten
never know what he up to gettin -- in to cause his flows are sick he gotta grab the branch put the ladies on the --downlow
rollin in those dms gettin all the cat nip for the hos and friends
catsan aint nothin quite like em
hard as steel
nails made for spikin
grows on you- grumpy- like green lichen


wait
green lichen
ok so its a working piece in progress

[nojohnyouare]

[She stares at the reply for some time. He actually did it. He wrote a cat-san song. Lichen or not, Mai is stunned, which is why she takes a while to respond.]

Good job. I think they would be happy with it.

What are dms. Is that another thing from this world.

[itsknighttime]

[[Promised them a Catsan song. Of course!]]

you think theyd think it was the cats meow?

dms is where you slide into
so if i private messaged you and was like yo girl what it do
probably a little more involved than that but its the basics

[nojohnyouare]

Oh. So just talking to someone, but not in public. Isn't that just e-mail.

[itsknighttime]

i guess it could be but like
hear me out
slidin into those emails makes it sound like something my grandpa wouldve said if i had one to ask
so you say youre sliding into the dms and i guess thats more hip and with the times

[nojohnyouare]

Is it that long ago?

[itsknighttime]

probably not
im probably exaggerating but sliding into dms sounds cooler dont you think?

[nojohnyouare]

Unsure. They sound the same to me. But things sound like they've changed over time.

[itsknighttime]

okay i feel like theres a story here
im sitting and listening
i cant put my chin in my hands but if i could i would be
tell me all about what its like in your time

[nojohnyouare]

Computers look different. And they're slower. With dial-up. Phone numbers were just extended to 10 digits. Paper maps. Y2K is coming.

[itsknighttime]

oh holy shit
yeah youre in a different year than i remember too
the nineties were a wild fucking ride though man i didnt mind them

[nojohnyouare]

I hear most people are closer to the technology here. Sometimes with fewer holograms. Magic levels vary.

[itsknighttime]

mines not so far off i guess depending on what technology youre talking about but damn
that must have been a wholeass thing for you to have to deal with coming here

[nojohnyouare]

I don't mind it. Though not having paper maps or phone books... I get lost sometimes. Still. Getting accustomed to it.

[itsknighttime]

well shit if all you need is a map i can draw you one bro
i got all the skills and the crayons to prove it