video ;; un: gamora - filtered from Peter Quill

[justlethal]

[Hi. It is a green skinned lady popping up, and it is clear that she's still debating whether or not this is the best idea that she has had. Regardless, she seems to have committed herself, and lets a breath out.]

Hello. My name is Gamora.

[As she has finally caught on that yes, one should introduce themselves at the beginning, instead of somewhere near the middle or end, or you know, never at all.]

I seek those Earthians- Terrans- humans- that are familiar with the year one thousand nine hundred and eighty of your planet. As it is fairly obvious, I am not human, and I am not overly familiar with the body. I wish to know more of the culture during the years surrounding that decade. I've-

[And another pause. A friend?  That seems too impersonal considering, although Peter's terminology doesn't exactly roll easily off the tongue. Lover seems... not quite right either. And she's going to change paths here.]

I seek to obtain a gift for someone who was on Earth during those years. He enjoys music and has the little box you can obtain, but I am looking for other items. He likes the movie about loose feet with the not literal sticks up the ass and the tale of Davis Husslehog and his talking- [No, not ship. What exactly was it...] Vehicle? What else was popular or akin to those?

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[justlethal]

[That isn't even what she was- She gives him a long look before letting a breath out.]

I have no idea what a Yakushima Cedar is, aside from a tree.

[hot_handed]

It's a big fucking tree. You're the one who started with the tree talk.

[justlethal]

Trees. As in marking territory for dominance. No being a tree.

[As in she doesn't need or want to fight everything just to prove she is the best. It's irrelevant. That much she knows now.]

[hot_handed]

You piss on trees?

[justlethal]

Are you from Earth?

[hot_handed]

Yeah I'm from Earth, doesn't mean I piss on trees! That shit's unsanitary.

[justlethal]

That's not even- It's a saying. Like people with sticks up their butts. They don't actually have the sticks up their butts.

[So she has learned.]

[hot_handed]

Sticks up- what the hell has he been saying?

[Whatever, it's not his business. He shakes his head.] Some dumbasses piss on trees.

Is it his birthday or are you just being all lovey and shit?

[justlethal]

[If he is confused, imagine how confused she is...]

... the latter.

[Which may or may not sound like a question in return.]

[hot_handed]

[Gagging noises.]

Gross. What a couple of dumb losers.

[justlethal]

Have you not admitted to making lunch for someone?

Or what is an Icy Hot?

[hot_handed]

So fucking what if I did?

It's a type of balm commonly used for aches and pains.

[justlethal]

Is that not domestic?

[And that... does not answer anything. He is making lunch for a balm, or that is the nickname of someone?]

[hot_handed]

It's- It's sustenance so he can murder later!!! It's different!

Shut up! [He accidentally indirectly answers her question on who "Icy Hot" is.]

[justlethal]

Of course it is.

[Nice try.]

[hot_handed]

I don't care if you're Star-Lord's girlfriend or not, I'll kick your ass.

[justlethal]

Perhaps. Perhaps not.