Video | Un: Star-Lord

[spacedisaster]

[ The video comes to live with a start as if the camera had been dropped. And sure enough, the image is sideways. It's green enough that it should be easy to tell it's the Greatmoon Groves but instead of the usually small wild animals and livestock, the camera shows a very big smilodon dozing under the shadow of a tree. ]

Well, that didn't work. [ A voice is heard before Peter picks up the camera he dropped by accident. He doesn't seem to realize that this time he's making a live feed rather than a video only for himself. ] Ok, let's see...third time the charm, uh? Or...seventh, in this case.

[ The man has a bruise in his right shoulder from an unfortunate landing, his hair is mussed and he isn't wearing a shirt, so smaller marks on his chest are also visible. The reason for the missing clothes is the pair of giant, red Eastern Screech owl's wings protruding from his back. After rolling his shoulders, Peter unfurls the wings and flaps them a couple of times, the sound waking up the smilodon behind him. The beast stretches and yawns, showing up the giant fangs before giving Peter his full attention. Peter manages to fly a few meters up the ground without falling on his face again...Only to be suddenly tackled down to the ground by the tiger and let out a screech. ]

No! Down, boy. Freddie, stooop. [ Maybe training his new familiar and attempting to use his new moonblessings at the same time wasn't the best idea. Chest on the ground and a heavyweight on his back, Peter looks over his shoulder to glare at the big tiger lying on him. And then he keeps turning his head far more than any human being should be able to do without breaking their necks. It's close to 200º. ] Come on, we talked about this.

[ The guardian sounds like a stern father scolding a misbehaving child rather than someone dealing with a prehistoric tiger the size of a small car. The tiger harrumphs but after a beat, he moves off of Peter's back. The man sits on the ground, neck facing forward into a normal position again. There's a bunch of feathers on Freddie's mouth before he drops them and licks his master's face with a big, raspy tongue. Peter lets out an indignant yelp, the feathers fluffing up behind him. ]

Oh gods, it's like sandpaper... [ With a resigned sigh and a small smile, Peter pets the beast's head and scratches his ears. ] It's ok, I'm not mad. But so much for learning how to fly...

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[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

your wholesomeass video is live my dude
i was going to open up with warning you that your giant pussy video has been leaked but i went for something else
i just want you to know i could have
a little fucking body horrorish but its live
dont bother trying to fuck too much with the wings unless they hit a certain span or you wont be able to do more than maybe get a good gust going
disrupt some plants and make some sunflowers cry
maybe give your cat dry eye

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[spacedisaster]

[ It takes Peter a few seconds to realize he's not hearing things and that the bracelet he's left on the ground to record everything is making pinging sounds to let him now he's got a message. ]

Oh, this is on? Shit. [ His wings drop a little and he has to reread the text a few times to understand it all. Meanwhile Dave gets a close up of Freddie's nose as the tiger sniffs and licks the camera. Peter gently pushes the beast's head away after a moment, stills scratching his ears. ] Very eloquent, thanks for the advice. Please never use the words 'your giant pussy' in my presence again. His name's Freddie and I'm Peter, Guardian of the Galaxy. Did you have wings at some point too?

[itsknighttime]

yep it sure is
ive never been that close to a cat tongue before either so we both learned something today its cool i got all the advice up in my dome

would you rather the words: your magnificent pussy instead i was maybe going to go with that one too
yeah i got wings right now
straight up kfc in this bitch
what aspca did you get your cat from

[spacedisaster]

He doesn't bite so if you want to get closer and pet him, feel free. [ Peter pauses after that once he gets the extra information about Dave. ] On second thought, if you have wings too you might want to keep your distance until I train him not to tackle furries.

You know what? yes, I like that better. Makes it all sounds more distinguished. Classy.

The Ware Wolf shop, actually, they sell an orb called Mesik Sphere that lets you summon familiars. They can look like any animal related to your moonblessings and mine is Cordis. Usually, I have tiger and fox traits. But in the shop, no one told me I couldn't make the familiar an animal that was extinct so...

[ 'No one told me it wasn't possible so that's what I did', was Peter's process, basically. ]

[itsknighttime]

yeah im okay i kinda figured not a good idea yet
ive seen enough videos to know when someone says that their pets dont bite and then were standing there and youre handing me my entrails

okay cool ill stick with magnificent pussy then
we totally got this

huh holy shit
i wonder if that goes for any place and any person
did those exist on your planet?

video; un: gamora

[justlethal]

You've wings.

[Pretty wings...

Heartbeat.]

... and a pet?

[It is Peter, after all, so is Gamora that surprised?

Not really...?]

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[spacedisaster]

Ey, love! Uhhh...so I've been told I posted this for everyone to see. [ Peter makes a face, looking somewhat embarrassed for about 3 seconds. ]

I have wings this time instead of the ears and tail! Not sure why, though. I wanted to surprise you later, once I had figured out how to fly. I was thinking could take you out for a ride, like Superman, but holding you up bridal style...but It's harder than it looks.

Yeah, Freddie... [ The tiger's big head is now resting on Peter's lap so he keeps scratching his ears as he talks. ] I checked that shop where we can buy special stuff with Chroma and they had a thing called a Mesik Sphere. It lets you summon a familiar, it's like a spirit animal, and it can looks like the creatures assigned to our moonblessings. I thought that it could come in handy, just in case another dragon or some giant insects try to get into our house again. Plus look at him! isn't he cool???

[justlethal]

[A small arch of one eyebrow. Yes, Peter, she is well aware that he's posted for everyone to see his... attempts. She does lean a little closer, and yes, a pity. No tail or ears. And the head thing is a little creepy, if only because it is unexpected.]

Are the wings even large enough to support you in extended flight?

[Let alone her added weight. It's not fear that would keep her ground bound, but common sense. Which, she may say Peter is sometimes lacking in.]

Yes, I can see him quite well. So long as you are his only chewing toy.

[spacedisaster]

[ It was an accident, he hit the bracelet the wrong way! Peter does notice her staring and arches a questioning eyebrow? Did she like the tail better? Is it because she could tug at it? The head trick is creepy but it's also very useful. Peter is just getting the hang of it.

The question prompts him to make a face. ]

Eh....mmmmmaybe? I wouldn't know if I don't try and so far I managed to hover over the ground a few meters before I got interrupted.

[ The tiger huffs against at that, clearly understanding what are they talking about. ]

He's just playing. And I ca put him back into the sphere, he doesn't have to always be around. Have you seen his size? I'm pretty sure we could ride him. It's very cool.

Video. un: Lord Explosion Murder

[hot_handed]

Is that a saber-toothed tiger?

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[spacedisaster]

[ By now Peter has already been told he's made a public video so he's less surprised about people talking to him. ]

Sure is! Isn't he beautiful? [ Freddie gets all close and personal with the camera so Bakugo is getting a close up of those big eyes and the even bigger fangs. Peter pushes him away after a few seconds and the tiger lays down on his lap prompting and 'Too hot!' from him.]

[hot_handed]

What the fuck.

Where the fuck have you been hiding him?!

[spacedisaster]

Nowhere, I got him recently. Do you know that weird shop that offers cool stuff in exchange for Chroma? The Ware Wolf shop or something like that. They sell you a sphere that can summon a familiar associated with our moonblessigns.

Ey Katsuki, since you're Cordis like me you could get yourself one. We could be Smilodon buddies!

voice un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

[STAR LORD........please.]

If you act like prey, it's going to treat you like it. Put up your pet or you'll continue to run into this problem.

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[spacedisaster]

Oh, ey, I'd know that accent anywhere...

[ HI CAESAR. ]

It's not exactly a pet, it's a familiar. I guess he wanted to play.

permavoice

[casaposa]

'Play' is a funny way to put that. It looks more like hunting to me.

[spacedisaster]

Ehhhh well. [ Peter makes a face and then scratches the smilodon's head again, It makes a very loud, rumbling sound. ] Maybe training him now that my moonblessings had changed wasn't the best idea but I couldn't help myself.

Have you seen him? It's so cool, like Battle Cat. You know, He-Man's tiger?

audio: un: cloudywolf

[liveandforgive]

[ Cloud can't look away. He should. It's not his business. But he can't look away even if he wants to. Dafuq. ...is this the equivalent of candid camera? There's a inkling at the back of his head that's wanting to tell him to be glad that this is what accidentally leaks on the network and not something safe for work. Honestly? He wouldn't be surprised by the latter.

Maybe that's why Cloud just finds himself staring, and possibly coming through Peter's end as barely audible, ]

Uhhh....

[ When he's seen enough, he finally decides to speak up a little more. Spare the guy. Mercy. ]

Hey. [ "Oh gods, it's like sandpaper..." ] Hey, you're...

[ "It's ok, I'm not mad. But so much for learning how to fly..." ]

The camera's on.

[ He speaks a little more firmly. If the guy doesn't respond to this, he's just gonna say to hell with it and move on. ]

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[spacedisaster]

[ Peter freezes at that last bit, finally hearing Cloud's voice, his wings ruffling for a few seconds. He looks around in confusion and then picks up the communicator bracelet, grimacing when he sees that yep, it is sure recording for the public. ]


This isn't exactly how I expected my first public introduction to go. Oh well. Thanks for the warning.

[ Peter can't see who's n the other end, and neither can Freddy but that won't stop the smilodon from getting very close to the bracelet and peer down at the camera. Curious cat is curious. ]

audio -> video;

[liveandforgive]

...

[ And just as the smilodon lets its curiosity get the better of it? The blank audible screen with the username 'cloudywolf' changes suddenly blips with the face of a spiky-haired blond! It's the 'Hero of Gaia'! Sorry not sorry if that catches the toothy feline by surprise. ]

Trust me. You're still ahead of some of the stuff I've seen crop up here.

[spacedisaster]

[ The tiger's ears go up and then flattens against its head. It's enough for Peter to notice that the other person's video is on and he lifts the communicator up and away from his furry friend to take a look. ]

Hello there... [ It's a pity that the description Rufus gave Peter about Cloud didn't include his appearance because he's heard of the hero-later-turned-delivery-boy of Gaia. He grins at the other man's answer. ] Oh, I've seen the posts. People really have no filter when it comes to asking for a hook up sometimes. Not my style, this really was supposed to be a training session of sorts.

Audio - UN: pumpaction

[angelshot]

Ooh, so close.

You're totally not doing it right, though. The whole flying thing.

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[spacedisaster]

[ By now people has told him that he made a public post, so Peter's not so surprised that he's getting replies. ]

Oh I know that voice...ey, Goldilocks, How are you doing?

Really? What do you recommend I do?

[angelshot]

Goldilocks? Dude, come on.

[ She's way hotter than some fairytale brat, okay. Rude as heckie. ]

Get someone to teach you, duh. Sooner or later you're gonna break a wing if you're not careful.

[spacedisaster]

Hah, Okay. What about Atomic Blond?

[ He could just call her Panty but...no. At least not in public. ]

Yeah, no shit. I don't really know a lot of people with wings. Or...anyone. Unless you're offering? You could come and pet the big kitty too, I bet you could ride him.