text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

text, un. angel

[schmisse]

What part of your username is cool?

[ Is that the pick-up line? It is a mystery... ]

[arf]

My name is written 七尾太一 in Japanese.
七 is pronounced "NANA" and in English is also the word for the number 7!
😆H! is like OH! but with a fun-loving cool emoji for the O! So 😆H! is Nanao!
Same for 一 = ichi = 1!
It's pretty creative right!?

[ DON'T BULLY HIM WEISS IT'S LITERALLY HIS SIGNATURE HE'S PROUD OF IT ]

I'M SO SORRY TAICHI DESERVES NONE OF THIS

[schmisse]

Creative is certainly one way of describing it.

[ But it's not cool... ]

What are you even going to do with these pick-up lines? You can barely look me in the eye when you talk to me.

WEISS NO BULLY ;O;

[arf]

[ He already got bullied out of his first username he's going to intentionally choose to ignore that first line and try to focus on the second one. ]

You have special circumstances!

[ He didn't accidentally pop a music-induced boner in front of anyone else and get yelled at a lot for it, Weiss. ]

I'm going to practice on guys I know first since they're easier, then work my way up! I'm aiming for a date!

[schmisse]

Pick-up lines are only cool if it's customised. You know, like, if you use it on a specific person only. It doesn't seem as sincere when you use someone else's.

[arf]

Yeah but I need ideas... Ugh.. I get rejected every time I try, or the guy ends up not being a guy and also not interested...

Weiss-chan I have zero luck! (╯︵╰,)

[schmisse]

How exactly do you ask someone out?

[arf]

It depends on the person? I usually try to give my number but no one ever calls me back haha...

[schmisse]

Maybe you should actually try to get to know these people first before asking them out on dates.

[arf]

I even got rejected by a guy I talked to and then found dressed as a cute girl later Weiss-chan (T_T) I need more charm points.

[schmisse]

You should really just be yourself.

[arf]

I'll get rejected that way, Weiss-chan! ｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡

[schmisse]

So you want to be a fake and have people date a fake? Is that it?

[arf]

No!
:(
Why does everyone assume a pick-up line is fake?
I'm only going to share ones I think are cute and fun, so it's showing my sense of humor!

[schmisse]

Because they're overrated and not at all genuine.

[arf]

What's a good genuine greeting then that shares your intentions and doesn't get auto-rejection?

[schmisse]

I guess it really depends on the person... but I wouldn't find something like "Hey, Weiss. I saw there's a new cafe in PrismaPlace! I was wondering if you'd like to go there with me on a date?" gross.
Though I guess I would if it was from a gross person...

1/3

[arf]

Hey, Weiss. I saw there's a new cafe in PrismaPlace! I was wondering if you'd like to go there with me on a date?

2/3

[arf]

I'm kidding, please don't yell at me.

3/3

[arf]

Unless..?

[schmisse]

Come back when you're serious.

[arf]

Wait, really?!

[schmisse]

Not anymore. Good bye.

[arf]

Weiss-chaaaaaaaaaan!!
If I asked you out I wouldn't do it over text I promise!

[schmisse]

That's a relief.