text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

anon.

[liveandforgive]

Are you from Iris? 'Cause I'm over the moon for you.

[ ... it came up in an argument with his roommate once. And stuck. Unfortunately. ]

text, un. angel

[schmisse]

What part of your username is cool?

[ Is that the pick-up line? It is a mystery... ]

Re: anon.

[arf]

Ohh! Anon, that's pretty good! It works for all of the moons if you switch it up, too!

[arf]

My name is written 七尾太一 in Japanese.
七 is pronounced "NANA" and in English is also the word for the number 7!
😆H! is like OH! but with a fun-loving cool emoji for the O! So 😆H! is Nanao!
Same for 一 = ichi = 1!
It's pretty creative right!?

[ DON'T BULLY HIM WEISS IT'S LITERALLY HIS SIGNATURE HE'S PROUD OF IT ]

anon.

[liveandforgive]

Three for the price of one. Have at 'er.

I'M SO SORRY TAICHI DESERVES NONE OF THIS

[schmisse]

Creative is certainly one way of describing it.

[ But it's not cool... ]

What are you even going to do with these pick-up lines? You can barely look me in the eye when you talk to me.

@perfectcopy;

[dvine]

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

[Kise doesn't question it, just provides the pickup line.]

[arf]

Is there a "final form" for triple moon?

WEISS NO BULLY ;O;

[arf]

[ He already got bullied out of his first username he's going to intentionally choose to ignore that first line and try to focus on the second one. ]

You have special circumstances!

[ He didn't accidentally pop a music-induced boner in front of anyone else and get yelled at a lot for it, Weiss. ]

I'm going to practice on guys I know first since they're easier, then work my way up! I'm aiming for a date!

[arf]

Ohh! That's for the smart crowd, I see!
You could do it with a calculator too.
Are you a calculator? I need you to check my work, I think you and I add up!

[liveandforgive]

"final form"?

[ You lost him. ]

text, un: mafuyu

[restringing]

Isn't it better to ask normally?
So your words aren't misunderstood

"Let's hang out"
Or
"Do you want to go somewhere on Saturday"
Or
"I like you"

text; un: supersadistmaster

[firstsaderesponder]

"nice shoes. wanna fuck?"

[schmisse]

Pick-up lines are only cool if it's customised. You know, like, if you use it on a specific person only. It doesn't seem as sincere when you use someone else's.

text: un: hawk-eye

[deliveryhawk]

You might want to go back to the drawing board for coolness lol (¬‿¬)

[He teases, mostly]

There is nothing cute about Iris...nothing....

You lose more cool points without having your own pick-up lines.

text; un: hikaru

[irritated]

if you're going for cool you should probably pick another username.

also don't use pick-up lines. amateurs who don't know anything and hope they sound witty and funny use pick-up lines.

text; un: laurea

[wearingguess]

Ah! What an unusual username. I suppose that is indeed very cool in its own way

What is a pick-up line?

text; un: no

[terribletwos]

what's a pick-up line/

text, un: KUWABARA

[machizumo]

Sincerity is better than lines! Go with that.

[arf]

It's like.. if there are three moons out, then you can't be "over the moon" so you need an advanced version right? They'll be all "which moon bro"?

[arf]

Yeah but I need ideas... Ugh.. I get rejected every time I try, or the guy ends up not being a guy and also not interested...

Weiss-chan I have zero luck! (╯︵╰,)

Re: text, un: mafuyu

[arf]

Those are cute.. but how do you tell the difference between that and just hanging with a friend? (•ิ_•ิ)? I'm going to get friend-zoned harder than I already do

[arf]

Rejected!

[arf]

It's my name, don't say it's not cool! ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

There's plenty cute! There's like, people who start changing colors because they're jellyfish or bunny girls and bunny boys or super elegant swan people~ And the exalted form is so cool! It's gotta be the most badass out of the mega forms!

Mine don't work '_'

[arf]

[ he likes hikaru's username it's easy to figure out who he is ]

It's my name though!? Σ(°ロ°)

Well what am I supposed to do then... The only love letter I've gotten is from a 6 year old..! It was very sweet but a little out of my age group!