text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

Re: text, un: mafuyu

[arf]

Those are cute.. but how do you tell the difference between that and just hanging with a friend? (•ิ_•ิ)? I'm going to get friend-zoned harder than I already do

[restringing]

Well
How forward do you want to be?

"Do you want to go on a date?"
???

[arf]

Isn't that too forward though? I'd get rejected outright.

[restringing]

Then you'll know right away
If they're interested or not

[arf]

But then you don't have a chance to get them interested first! You gotta sell it!

[restringing]

Mmn... Maybe
If it's with people you don't know at all

I don't know how it works
I've only dated two people
And they were friends first

[arf]

Well.. my friends are friends so it's better for me to go outside of that, right? A lot of people get really mad if you try to get out of the friend zone.

[restringing]

?
Maybe...

Sorry
I might not be the best person to ask
If you're looking for someone new

But if I think about popular people I know
....
Be confident and social?

Give confident pickup lines

[arf]

It's OK! Your opinion is important too! Especially since it sounds like you've got experience right?!
Confident pick-up lines... like... how would you do that? I thought confidence was just an attitude!

[restringing]

With dating
Not pick up lines

[Hold on, give him a second. What would Kaji-san say...]

"Do you want to come back to my place"
?

[arf]

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

I want to pick them up for a date not for for that! They're not coming back to my place! No way! No no no no no no no no way!

[ HE WOULD PASS OUT

look he wants to be popular with the girls but if it comes to actually touching a girl he is a cherry boy ]

[restringing]

Ok

"Do you want to go on a date"

[arf]

[ It's a good thing this is text, Mafuyu can't hear the audible whine. ]

Then they'll have to decide on my appearance since they don't know me!

[ AND TAICHI IS SHORT AND UNMUSCULAR AND HE'S PRETTY SURE HE DOESN'T STAND OUT AT ALL, WHICH IS WHY HE TRIES SO HARD TO BY DYING HIS HAIR AND PIERCINGS AND FASHION.. ]

[restringing]

That's why you should talk to them first

[Which is easier said than done for someone like Mafuyu, but Mr. 7😆H!TA1 over here seems more than energetic enough to have no problem with that.]

[arf]

You wouldn't have a problem if some stranger just came up and started talking to you uninvited?

[ bc he'll start doing that, he doesn't have a problem with that ]

[restringing]

Mmn... maybe
I'm not good at expressing myself
So I don't talk to strangers much

Where are you going to flirt with people?

[arf]

Hm.. I don't know yet. It could be anywhere! Even the grocery store!

[restringing]

The grocery store?
Maybe
I met my boyfriend while napping at school

He's always yelling about people who start playing instruments to be popular
Or else I'd suggest that

[arf]

Ehh? That's super lucky! How did you guys start to like each other?

What's wrong with wanting to be popular?

[restringing]

He fixed my guitar for me
And I joined his band

I guess
It happened before I knew it

Uenoyama-kun says that people who play instruments to pick up girls are "shitty goddamn posers"

[arf]

What if you pick one up to become generally popular?
I'm asking for a friend!
The friend is me. (・人・)

[restringing]

[He can practically hear Uenoyama screaming "THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF BEING A POSER" across universes, but hey...]

Well

Do you like music enough to be serious about it?

[arf]

I don't want to be a musician, but it's not wrong to learn something for fun and to show off a little.
I did a Taiko performance at a summer festival! I practiced really hard in secret. I don't want to be a pro drummer or anything, but it was fun! And everybody was looking at me on stage!

[restringing]

That's what I meant
Practicing hard and having fun
You don't have to go pro

I think that if you enjoyed it
That's what matters

[arf]

What if the most fun part is having your friends see you and cheer you on and maybe getting a few more fans while you're at it?

[ Look, Taichi is taking notes. He's trying to figure it out. He really just wants to be popular...... ]