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[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

[arf]

I wish it were that easy. Hehe.. I don't really stand out, you know? The closest thing I've gotten is a love letter from a 6 year old... ▓▒░(°◡°)░▒▓

[ Well, Orihime went on a date with him, but he's pretty sure it wasn't him so much as wanting to go see sports.. ]

[machizumo]

So what? You can't just sit around waiting for someone to confess to you. Man up and do it yourself.

[arf]

Tried and rejected.
(╥_╥) Sometimes even when I wasn't trying.

[machizumo]

So people will just tell you they don't like you for no reason? Haha that's lame.

How big a deal is that for you? You wrecked or you gonna keep trying?
The latter right? Since you're looking for pickup lines...

Anyway it's still better to just say nice shit right?

[arf]

Not that they don't like me! Ugh I don't think I could handle that.. Just general "no" or "Haha I didn't mean you" sort of responses, or you think they're into you then you realize they just want you to talk to Banri for them to ask him.. stuff like that!

Of course I'm going to keep trying! I want to be popular, I can't let this get me down!

So just compliments?

[ He can do that. He thinks. He's kind of an overbearing disaster about compliments but he does his best. ]

[machizumo]

Ah so you're the nice but plain dude who's pals with some kinda popular hotshot, huh? Bummer. But that doesn't matter so put it out of your mind!!

Yeah!! Compliments! And explaining how you feel! That kinda shit!

You also gotta think about what you want outta this sort of thing you know? Like do you just want people to think you're cool or whatever? Or do you want someone to honestly like you especially?

[arf]

My troupe alone has a hot noble megane Yakuza, a muscular angel who cooks and cleans and is the best, kindest listener, the mysterious bad boy who's secretly a big sweetheart and also has amazing abs, and a fit and handsome badass who's good at literally everything he does. And that's not even getting into Ten-chan and Tasuku and everyone else... Ugh don't say plain... 😭😝😭😝

Can do!

Hm.. both? I want to be super popular! But I also want to find that someone who's just for me in the end...

[machizumo]

Now when you say 'troupe' what're you talking about? Because your friends all sound like reverse harem manga stereotypes. I guess you could just pick one and try to roll with that??

But I think trying to fake it might come back to bite you.

[arf]

Theater troupe! We're actors!
I dont think we're really a reverse harem or anything. 22 guys is too much even for that genre.

[ And he's not even at the canon point where there's more. ]

Hm.. I don't want to fake it. Is it really faking it if you're just sharing something that you like? I'm not going to say anything I think is bad.

[machizumo]

Nah. Just sharing your interests seems above-board.

If you already got it figured out what're you asking people here for lines for? Are they your special interest or something?

[arf]

Well, I have to research to find lines that I like. Hearing what's popular with people is the best way to find the best ones! Plus, I can add it to my "Lucky Lines to Get Lucky and Find a Date" notebook!