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[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

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Other people keep saying it's dumb, so I'm really glad someone appreciates it!

Nono, you can ask them eventually, but you have to get them interested first! It's like a hook!

[wearingguess]

I am at a loss. Please give me an example.

[arf]

Like this one would work for math nerds:
Are you a calculator? I need you to check my work, I think you and I add up!

[wearingguess]

Ah
Hmm
I believe I might understand, at least a little.
But
"Add up" is a bit vague, isn't it? What is it we add up to? Any number can be added to any other, so that by itself means little...
What if you said, "Do you have a protractor? I want you to take my measure; I think we might be complementary!"

...Or is that taking the metaphor too far?

[arf]

I don't get it.

[ TAICHI IS DUMB, SORRY. ]

[wearingguess]

Oh!
Well
If it doesn't make sense after all, then
perhaps I still haven't grasped the concept.

[arf]

Hm.. well, I'm not good at math either, so it's probably not your fault. It's too high level.

[wearingguess]

Well then
I suppose if nothing else, we both know that we should avoid mathematical analogies when trying to pick up one another!