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[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

[juniorchampion]

Does this place have a dating app? They're usually pretty lame, but so is running into somebody and looking at them weird for two minutes.

[arf]

Yeah!
I got a bite once but it never happened...

[juniorchampion]

What happened with that one? Did you fail on the follow-through?

[arf]

Hm.. I think she went home? Or she's ghosting me. I didn't know her very well so it's not right to go asking the moon knights after her.

[ Masumi's the stalker, not him. If she isn't responding to him, then it's none of his business. ]

[juniorchampion]

[ Taichi doesn't know her that well. It makes it seem like he's dating very casually but in fairness, there's only so much you can know someone from a dating app. ]

I usually start practice pretty early. If you're going to work out your arms, you shouldn't do it alone.

[ They'd previously spoken about helping Taichi gain muscles. ]

We can meet at the gym.

[arf]

[ Due to the jump in conversation back to what they were talking about before, Taichi spends about 5 minutes trying to figure out what the metaphor is here.

Yuri is clearly going to train him on how to get girls. That is his conclusion. ]

Deal! Send me the address for your gym please!

[juniorchampion]

[ 1.) Be an ice skater
2.) Be good at it
3.) Show you're not interested

That's all that Yuri's done this far and it works better than he wants.

The next text contains the address. ]

Wear loose clothes and don't be late.

[arf]

[ Taichi is not capable of any of those three items. Maybe the first, casually. Number three is definitely impossible. ]

See you there!