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[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

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[arf]

Hehe, he's more like.. Dad-like than anything. He's scary when he yells, but he obviously loves the theater. He's a member of our troupe, he's super cool. Don't girls have to be into a bad boy to be into me anyway? I've got dyed hair and piercings, my teachers yell at me all the time for it.

They also sound guilty if they admit guilt!

[irritated]

that's being unruly. hardly being a Bad Boy. there's a major difference!

the key is indifference.

[This might be bad advice for the sake of being bad advice.]

[arf]

I'm also really bad at school! My teachers call me a delinquent all the time.

Trust me, being guilty gets you caught. Anyway, I'm the type who fesses up when I do stuff so I just make sure I don't find out anything I'm not supposed to! I couldn't kill anyone! You have to believe me, I'm innocent!

[ '_' He's already had his stint as a bad guy, thanks. Probably in a way that would absolute horrify Hikaru, actually. But he couldn't take it, so he knows very well he wouldn't be able to get away with anything. ]

[irritated]

are you hoping to impress girls by coming off as dumb or lazy?

but that's good to know. never make you a partner in crime. got it! it's good to know these things.

[One day he can tell him all about his former nanny that was actually a thief who taught him and his brother everything she knew.

He says he's not a bad boy but he definitely knows how to commit a crime or two.]

[arf]

No, the fact that I'm dumb comes between me and girls! I'm not lazy about it! I even see a tutor and still barely get it half the time. Tsumugi-san's a really good tutor too! He's probably the only reason I'm passing some of my classes. He's my guardian angel sent from the heavens to help me not fail math.

[ Admittedly, if he feels discouraged he will put it off until the last minute, but it's more because he doesn't like feeling like garbage from not understanding what he's doing than laziness. One day of catching up on everything and being miserable is better than feeling a little miserable every day of his life. ]

Definitely don't! I'm done with the life of crime! If you're going to commit something, tell me to look away so I don't have to testify in court!

[irritated]

it's that bad? math isn't that hard. [Notice his subtle brag there.] but i guess i would be happy to be out of school if i was you too. [He talks a big game but he sucks at writing and reading comprehension.]

when it comes to me just assume i'm a law abiding citizen~

[arf]

Right? It's like a long vacation! Going to acting classes was always fun though. And P.E.!

[ Taichi Nanao thinks that you can write a Japanese word in English letters and English-speakers will be able to understand it, so he won't judge. ]

I never doubted it, not once!