text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Yo! It's your favorite Taichi Nanao. (Formerly ~wanwan! I'm going for a cooler image!) I hope everyone's happy and healthy. It looks like Iris is starting. Good luck, Irises... there sure are so many cute people going around this time of the month.

I need a little help!

What are everyone's favorite pick-up lines? Giving or receiving. Let's hear them!

Comments

[firstsaderesponder]

don't look behind you!

[That's some good information to know. Even if this trick is much less effective over text than it is in person.]

so if anyone signs anything as 7😆H!TA1 they're gonna know it's you?

[More good information to know, the gears are turning...although it physically hurt him to copy and paste that.]

[arf]

There's nothing there!! („ಡωಡ„)

Yeah, though it looks different in handwriting!

[firstsaderesponder]

are you sure

i don't think it'll look any less dumb in handwriting tho

[arf]

It's gonna be a signature people are going to pay money for one day!

[firstsaderesponder]

i see. a signature for the kid who got killed by a ghost in his apartment

[arf]

Why are ghosts coming after me now!?

[firstsaderesponder]

your signature pisses off the undead

[arf]

Ghosts are all old, they can't read my signature!

[firstsaderesponder]

are you saying ghosts can't read. that's really mean to ghosts, what if that pisses them off

[arf]

Ghost died before emojis were invented! I'm sure they can read fine!

[firstsaderesponder]

so no one who died recently can become a ghost? that's ghostist

[arf]

I've seen movies! It's always people who died in the 90's and earlier! Before we were born!

[firstsaderesponder]

[Taichi, he's from a bizarro version of the 1860s.]

you haven't seen any recent ghost movies huh

maybe we should fix that

[arf]

[ Taichi doesn't really have a full grasp on time travel, okay. ]

Are you asking if I want to go to the theaters?
Because the answer is yes, your treat! (⌒▽⌒)☆

[firstsaderesponder]

no i'm just saying you should watch a ghost movie

are you really that short on chroma that you can't afford to go to the movies? that's sad, taichi-kun. maybe you need to manage your money better

[arf]

Come watch one with me then!

[ He's now more determined to just watch a movie with Sougo. ]

I'm only 16, I don't have to be good at managing my money yet! But it's your treat because you want to see the movie!

[firstsaderesponder]

you really wanna watch a ghost movie, huh

i'm down to watch it during my shift

[How Konoka hasn't fired him yet is a mystery. Still, it's not the movie that Sougo is interested in...it's seeing Taichi freak out.]

[arf]

Let's do it! [ Taichi is getting to watch a movie with a friend, he considers himself winning here. ]

Eh? At work? I'm going to your work?

[ tbh the movie is not the thing most likely to freak taichi out at his place of work ]

sorry for all the late

[firstsaderesponder]

yeah i got nothing else to do

[Well, maybe you actually work, Sougo. But between being creepy to customers and moving around stock, what else is there for him to do but slack off?]

anyways i work at love bites

[They could watch it in the studio with all the bondage gear!]

[arf]

Oh! That's that cute cafe with the heart donuts right? I'm on my way!

[ He's a little confused but he'll figure it out ]