TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

OK SO I SAW 1 OF THOSE WATER HORSES? and i thought "OMG I WANT 1!" so then i asked sumbody 2 get me 1?

but then the person looked at me lyk "um did u not see wut they do 2 u?????" and i was lyk "omg lol its OK i NO horses"

and the person was lyk "ya no im not doing it" and i asked again and they still said no and so i ASKED AGAIN AND DID IT RLY NICELY but they just walked away?????? kinda rude but its OK i am all about forgiving!! so hey person who just WALKED AWAY WITHOUT ANSWERING ME i ttly forgive u.

so my question is...........

can sumbody get me 1 of those water horses??? im thinking if i keep it in the bath tub it shuld work?

also im out of the nice bath soap that smells like peonies. can sumbody get me sum of that 2?? i will also take the 1 that smells lyk a night in a flower field or sumthing lyk that?

Comments

[paluszki]

at the horse or the person?

[amant]

The person first, the horse second.

Are you sure leaving it in the bathtub would be wise???

[paluszki]

i didnt no them??? lyk it was bad enough asking 4 the water horse and UGHHHHHHH and its weird 2 do that with a horse??

but but its a water horse. where else do i put it??

[amant]

It just seems like tight quarters for a horse, even if it's a water horse. Maybe a nice pool?

[ What do you mean that would render the pool useless to absolutely everyone else? This is a futuristic place. There are other pools to frequent. Let Poland have his temperamental sea horse. ]

[paluszki]

but wut if the chlorine is super bad for its mane?????

[amant]

[ There is a VERY focused bit of silence on France's end, where he's just reading over the text and looking like a fish...or kelpie (ha!) out of water. BUT THEN HE HAS AN ANSWER. A GOOD ONE. ONE THAT POLAND WILL UNDERSTAND. ]

I visit the pools all the time here and my hair is still fabulous! They need room to roam, Poland. They're horses!

[paluszki]

[Poor France. This time he is by himself to deal with Poland's lunacy when it comes to horses.]

i was thinking a pond??? it culd hav cute frogs and ducks and stuff

[A whole zoo if you will.]