TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

OK SO I SAW 1 OF THOSE WATER HORSES? and i thought "OMG I WANT 1!" so then i asked sumbody 2 get me 1?

but then the person looked at me lyk "um did u not see wut they do 2 u?????" and i was lyk "omg lol its OK i NO horses"

and the person was lyk "ya no im not doing it" and i asked again and they still said no and so i ASKED AGAIN AND DID IT RLY NICELY but they just walked away?????? kinda rude but its OK i am all about forgiving!! so hey person who just WALKED AWAY WITHOUT ANSWERING ME i ttly forgive u.

so my question is...........

can sumbody get me 1 of those water horses??? im thinking if i keep it in the bath tub it shuld work?

also im out of the nice bath soap that smells like peonies. can sumbody get me sum of that 2?? i will also take the 1 that smells lyk a night in a flower field or sumthing lyk that?

Comments

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

DUDE NO KELPIES ARE BAD NEWS

[paluszki]

wuts a kelpie

[He doesn't even know the name of the thing he wants.]

[satanslash]

[Rin is about to have an aneurysm.]

the stupid water horse you want! its BAD! It. Will. Kill. You.

[paluszki]

its not stupid!! its rly cool!!
and dont worry. i no horses. i can b its friend

[satanslash]

its not ACTUALLY a horse you fucking walnut its a DEMON

text; un: CrazyM

[grylls]

How big is your bathtub?

[ He doesn't think capturing one is a good idea, and he's not sure anyone who thinks you can keep a horse in a bathtub is smart enough to handle a horse, but he is curious. ]

[paluszki]

tub-sized

[Somebody who can't answer this probably shouldn't have a horse here.]

[grylls]

Most horses are approximately 244 centimeters long.
Standard bathtubs are only 152 centimeters long.

[ He had to look up the exact lengths for accuracy, but he definitely knows horse tub > bath. ]

[paluszki]

wow u no ur stuff but thats a big 1!!
thats not the average u no?

[Surprisingly, Poland does love horses and actually knows a lot about them. However...]

but this is a water horse. so its different lyk it just CAME from nowhere!!!!

text; un: pewpewsp;

[grilletto]

holy shit how old are you

[ only here to ask the most important questions ]

[paluszki]

everybody keeps asking me this..........

1054!! give or take maybe a decade here or there?? its kind of confusing lyk u no there was a lot going on back then??? and i no im older but i think its easier just to go with that u no??

[It's hard being a nation.]

[grilletto]

they probably keep asking because you type like a 12 year old

how are you that old
are you a vampire

[paluszki]

no i dont??

lol no
im poland

[Text, un: bigd69]

[denudate]

In the bathtub?

[ What. ]

[paluszki]

its a water horse
it has 2 b in the water??? duh?????

[denudate]

And you think the bathtub is the answer? Are you stupid?

[paluszki]

ur stupid!! i wuldnt put a water horse in my STOVE?

[amant]

Did you bat your eyelashes at them though??

[ Come on, grasshopper! ]

[paluszki]

at the horse or the person?

[amant]

The person first, the horse second.

Are you sure leaving it in the bathtub would be wise???

[paluszki]

i didnt no them??? lyk it was bad enough asking 4 the water horse and UGHHHHHHH and its weird 2 do that with a horse??

but but its a water horse. where else do i put it??

[lojalumas]

You can't just keep a water horse in the bath tub!

[paluszki]

but liet
i rly want 1

also can u get me that perfume i rly lyk??? thnx!!

[lojalumas]

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
It would be cruel to keep it in a bathtub, it would not have enough room.

AND the bath soap?

[paluszki]

ppl told me that 2??? we culd do a pond? or maybe a lil kiddy pool!! i will keep it in the living room

yes!! i didnt even think of the bath soap but i want sum 2. ur so good at remembering things