TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

OK SO I SAW 1 OF THOSE WATER HORSES? and i thought "OMG I WANT 1!" so then i asked sumbody 2 get me 1?

but then the person looked at me lyk "um did u not see wut they do 2 u?????" and i was lyk "omg lol its OK i NO horses"

and the person was lyk "ya no im not doing it" and i asked again and they still said no and so i ASKED AGAIN AND DID IT RLY NICELY but they just walked away?????? kinda rude but its OK i am all about forgiving!! so hey person who just WALKED AWAY WITHOUT ANSWERING ME i ttly forgive u.

so my question is...........

can sumbody get me 1 of those water horses??? im thinking if i keep it in the bath tub it shuld work?

also im out of the nice bath soap that smells like peonies. can sumbody get me sum of that 2?? i will also take the 1 that smells lyk a night in a flower field or sumthing lyk that?

Comments

[paluszki]

tub-sized

[Somebody who can't answer this probably shouldn't have a horse here.]

[grylls]

Most horses are approximately 244 centimeters long.
Standard bathtubs are only 152 centimeters long.

[ He had to look up the exact lengths for accuracy, but he definitely knows horse tub > bath. ]

[paluszki]

wow u no ur stuff but thats a big 1!!
thats not the average u no?

[Surprisingly, Poland does love horses and actually knows a lot about them. However...]

but this is a water horse. so its different lyk it just CAME from nowhere!!!!

[grylls]

That is what was listed when I looked it up. I do not interact with horses regularly. Perhaps the average length is different on this planet.

I would assume it still needs space to exist, regardless of whether it's a land horse or a water horse.

[paluszki]

u think they mite b bigger??? that wuld b cool lyk i culd just hav a giant water horse taking me everywhere!!!

i think magic works differently tho lyk u can just exist anywhere

[grylls]

Regardless of magic fit, any wild animal would not be happy if it were in a small, enclosed space.

[paluszki]

but i keep wild carp in there for christmas and thats cool?? but they are tons smaller.......
u think a pond wuld work??

[grylls]

Especially if you keep a carp in there, it will get crowded.

Where do you bathe?

[paluszki]

but i only gotta worry about that during christmas????

my bath??

[Poland wasn't very clear this carp was a Christmas tradition.]

[grylls]

You shouldn't bathe and contaminate the carp's water.
The carp won't be able to breathe.
:(

[paluszki]

omg i dont?? well lyk....idk wut ill do here...omg r there carp here??

but back home ill use other ppl's bathrooms!!

[grylls]

There may be, if there is a fresh water source that is a suitable temperature. It seems as though most currently accessible sources are hot springs or salt water beaches.

[paluszki]

i need to find a river. lyk how do i hav christmas without a carp??? ITS IMPOSSIBLE

[grylls]

Why do you need a carp for Christmas?

[ He's genuinely curious. Riou has spent a lot of time overseas but like.. Americas. The Amazon is his favorite place. ]

[paluszki]

4 Christmas dinner. in poland we eat carp

[You're not supposed to eat meat...so you know, you do the best you can. You eat fish.]

[grylls]

This world celebrates a holiday called Firialia.
Perhaps I will make carp for it this year. Are there any particular ways of cooking it that should be observed?

[paluszki]

omg would u??? that wuld b so cool!!!!!

u can cook them however u want but we always fry them!

hey hey hey?? we shuld b friends

[Run.]

[grylls]

[ Riou is pretty easy going. As long as someone doesn't disrespect his crew or himself, he is fine with them. And so the response is: ]

Ok.
My name is Riou.

[paluszki]

im poland!!

u seem rly cool

[Because he said he would cook carp. It's all about food. That's it.]

[grylls]

Are you a country-person?

Thanks. You seem adventurous.

[ He's met a few in his time here! But it could just be a coincidence, so it's best to ask. People be naming their kids America and India sometimes, it's possible. ]

[paluszki]

im a nation ya

omg i ttly am. im super known 4 being super brave 2

[And for his modesty.]

[grylls]

What is the most adventurous thing you've done?

[ He wants to hear stories. 'u' ]

[paluszki]

theres so much stuff i did??? lyk i guess sum ppl wuld b lyk those times i invaded russia but lol he isnt that scary???? [but he is bragging about the fact that he invaded Russia because that's something worth bragging about.]

i got so many stories

[grylls]

I like stories, if you want to share. Invading Russia must have been a daunting task.

[ Riou is a soldier-- one who doesn't dislike what he does. One who misses feeling like his life had a purpose. He found one with MTC back home, but there is no just cause to fight for here in Prismatica. He wouldn't mind hearing stories, if Poland wants to tell them. He's happy to listen. ]

[paluszki]

okok so lyk russia has always been total drama u no? so there were all these civil wars and their tsars son or sumthing was missing

so we got this dude 2 say he was it lol and we were lyk DUDE THIS IS DMITRI RITE??? and they were lyk we dont think so and we were lyk ya no i do think so?? becuz then he culd b our mole u no?? ok so we get him in and then we r lyk lol let us come in and take over and they didnt lyk it becuz we were ttly invading and trying 2 make them part of the commonwealth but dude we culd have saved them soooooooo much drama if they DID just let it happen?? anyway it didnt work but a lot of ppl ttly did support him but wutever they chased him out and then we had 2 go BUT GUESS WUT!!!! THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PART??????

we got in ANOTHER FAKE DMITRI!!!!!! LYK THEY BOUGHT IT A 2ND TIME??????

[They didn't invade through sheer will but sometimes you gotta be sneaky when it comes to Russia.

Also this sounds ridiculous but completely true.]