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[paluszki]

OK SO I SAW 1 OF THOSE WATER HORSES? and i thought "OMG I WANT 1!" so then i asked sumbody 2 get me 1?

but then the person looked at me lyk "um did u not see wut they do 2 u?????" and i was lyk "omg lol its OK i NO horses"

and the person was lyk "ya no im not doing it" and i asked again and they still said no and so i ASKED AGAIN AND DID IT RLY NICELY but they just walked away?????? kinda rude but its OK i am all about forgiving!! so hey person who just WALKED AWAY WITHOUT ANSWERING ME i ttly forgive u.

so my question is...........

can sumbody get me 1 of those water horses??? im thinking if i keep it in the bath tub it shuld work?

also im out of the nice bath soap that smells like peonies. can sumbody get me sum of that 2?? i will also take the 1 that smells lyk a night in a flower field or sumthing lyk that?

Comments

[grylls]

Anyone?
Were you his comrade before that?

[paluszki]

lol no way!!
hes always been SUPER weird. and creepy. and gross.
nobody lyks him and he cries lyk OMGGGGGGGG I JUST WANT FRIENDS
ya well
maybe u wuld hav friends if u WERENT SUCH A CREEP. he talks all the time lyk he wants 2 hurt ppl??? dude its WEIRD

i wuld ttly trick him again if it wuldnt maybe b bad

[grylls]

I think that's called a sadist. He should find other sadists to befriend.

[ Knowing what he knows of Russia, this seems like a super odd description. Then again, the country-people aren't always what he expects. ]

Do you trick people often?

[paluszki]

omg ya thats wut he is!!! such a good word 2 use 4 him

im super honest!!!! super super honest! lil lies dont count. lyk saying my day was busy so i culdnt wash dishes

[grylls]

If you don't wash your dishes, your sink will grow bacteria.

[ He chooses to scold him for that instead. Riou doesn't know how to worry about a claim of being honest but lying doesn't count unless it's big. ]