TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

OK SO I SAW 1 OF THOSE WATER HORSES? and i thought "OMG I WANT 1!" so then i asked sumbody 2 get me 1?

but then the person looked at me lyk "um did u not see wut they do 2 u?????" and i was lyk "omg lol its OK i NO horses"

and the person was lyk "ya no im not doing it" and i asked again and they still said no and so i ASKED AGAIN AND DID IT RLY NICELY but they just walked away?????? kinda rude but its OK i am all about forgiving!! so hey person who just WALKED AWAY WITHOUT ANSWERING ME i ttly forgive u.

so my question is...........

can sumbody get me 1 of those water horses??? im thinking if i keep it in the bath tub it shuld work?

also im out of the nice bath soap that smells like peonies. can sumbody get me sum of that 2?? i will also take the 1 that smells lyk a night in a flower field or sumthing lyk that?

Comments

[paluszki]

its fine?? lyk i cant die anyway duh and im rly good with horses

well if its magical then it just becomes water or sumthing rite??

[Listen, he doesn't know what magic means.]

[satanslash]

[This conversation is painful, even for someone like Rin.]

ok first off anyone here can die you just turn into a crystal and stuck for a couple of weeks

second no its like a gross tar and it drowns you in it

seriously get the idea out of your head if you want a horse go find an actual horse dont try to befriend a demon that only knows how to kill

[paluszki]

but im poland. lyk ive died loads and TRUST MEEEE....i no wut happens

but it needs a friend??? lyk 4 all u no it culd just be LONELY. did u think of that?? ur so busy talking about how its gonna kill u didnt think about how it feels

but i want a nonmagical horse 2

[Poland does this to a lot of people.]

[satanslash]

[Are all of them unhinged?! What the hell!]

look

man

take it from someone whos also a demon

some demons just suck and are assholes and don't want to be friend they just want you dead

but fine whatever if you dont care about dying go give a fucking shot then sorry for worrying enough to warn you

[paluszki]

wait ur a demon??

[Yes. This is all he's getting from that.]

[satanslash]

half, yeah

[paluszki]

how half???? lyk its either u r or u rnt

[satanslash]

my mom was human my dad was a demon

im half

[paluszki]

that happens????

[The very Catholic nation is Worried.]

[satanslash]

[Rin was raised in a Catholic church's boy's home! By a guy who knew what he was!

It hasn't been a good time for him, to say the least.]

yeah a lot of exorcist families have demon blood

not all demons are assholes

tamers even have demon familiars

not many half bloods walking around though so i am different because of that

[paluszki]

[Poland is reading all of this and trying to understand. After all, knowing about demons seems like it would be part of being a good Catholic nation, you know?

But this is a lot and it's going way outside of what Poland thought could happen.]

i dont think i get any of this

[satanslash]

look all you need to know is demons exist in my world and i am one

if you got a problem with that then whatever im not here to change anyones mind i just wanna live my life

[paluszki]

do u try 2 turn ppl into followers of Satan and stuff??

[satanslash]

no

dad's an asshole why would i want people to follow him