TEXT; un: polska

[paluszki]

OK SO I SAW 1 OF THOSE WATER HORSES? and i thought "OMG I WANT 1!" so then i asked sumbody 2 get me 1?

but then the person looked at me lyk "um did u not see wut they do 2 u?????" and i was lyk "omg lol its OK i NO horses"

and the person was lyk "ya no im not doing it" and i asked again and they still said no and so i ASKED AGAIN AND DID IT RLY NICELY but they just walked away?????? kinda rude but its OK i am all about forgiving!! so hey person who just WALKED AWAY WITHOUT ANSWERING ME i ttly forgive u.

so my question is...........

can sumbody get me 1 of those water horses??? im thinking if i keep it in the bath tub it shuld work?

also im out of the nice bath soap that smells like peonies. can sumbody get me sum of that 2?? i will also take the 1 that smells lyk a night in a flower field or sumthing lyk that?

Comments

[paluszki]

wuts a kelpie

[He doesn't even know the name of the thing he wants.]

[satanslash]

[Rin is about to have an aneurysm.]

the stupid water horse you want! its BAD! It. Will. Kill. You.

[paluszki]

its not stupid!! its rly cool!!
and dont worry. i no horses. i can b its friend

[satanslash]

its not ACTUALLY a horse you fucking walnut its a DEMON

[paluszki]

BUT IT LOOKS LYK A HORSE
y wuld a demon just do that??? look lyk a rly cool horse??

[satanslash]

TO TRICK YOU goddamn how dumb are you????

[paluszki]

IM NOT DUMB
I JUST BELIEVE IN HORSES!!!

[satanslash]

dude you can believe in horses all you want it doesn't make a kelpie not a kelpie or you any less dead when it drowns your ass in that stupid bathtub

also if you were gonna get an animal that big why would you keep it somewhere so small? that wouldnt be good for it at all

[paluszki]

its fine?? lyk i cant die anyway duh and im rly good with horses

well if its magical then it just becomes water or sumthing rite??

[Listen, he doesn't know what magic means.]

[satanslash]

[This conversation is painful, even for someone like Rin.]

ok first off anyone here can die you just turn into a crystal and stuck for a couple of weeks

second no its like a gross tar and it drowns you in it

seriously get the idea out of your head if you want a horse go find an actual horse dont try to befriend a demon that only knows how to kill

[paluszki]

but im poland. lyk ive died loads and TRUST MEEEE....i no wut happens

but it needs a friend??? lyk 4 all u no it culd just be LONELY. did u think of that?? ur so busy talking about how its gonna kill u didnt think about how it feels

but i want a nonmagical horse 2

[Poland does this to a lot of people.]

[satanslash]

[Are all of them unhinged?! What the hell!]

look

man

take it from someone whos also a demon

some demons just suck and are assholes and don't want to be friend they just want you dead

but fine whatever if you dont care about dying go give a fucking shot then sorry for worrying enough to warn you

[paluszki]

wait ur a demon??

[Yes. This is all he's getting from that.]

[satanslash]

half, yeah

[paluszki]

how half???? lyk its either u r or u rnt

[satanslash]

my mom was human my dad was a demon

im half

[paluszki]

that happens????

[The very Catholic nation is Worried.]

[satanslash]

[Rin was raised in a Catholic church's boy's home! By a guy who knew what he was!

It hasn't been a good time for him, to say the least.]

yeah a lot of exorcist families have demon blood

not all demons are assholes

tamers even have demon familiars

not many half bloods walking around though so i am different because of that

[paluszki]

[Poland is reading all of this and trying to understand. After all, knowing about demons seems like it would be part of being a good Catholic nation, you know?

But this is a lot and it's going way outside of what Poland thought could happen.]

i dont think i get any of this

[satanslash]

look all you need to know is demons exist in my world and i am one

if you got a problem with that then whatever im not here to change anyones mind i just wanna live my life

[paluszki]

do u try 2 turn ppl into followers of Satan and stuff??

[satanslash]

no

dad's an asshole why would i want people to follow him