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[paluszki]

OK SO I SAW 1 OF THOSE WATER HORSES? and i thought "OMG I WANT 1!" so then i asked sumbody 2 get me 1?

but then the person looked at me lyk "um did u not see wut they do 2 u?????" and i was lyk "omg lol its OK i NO horses"

and the person was lyk "ya no im not doing it" and i asked again and they still said no and so i ASKED AGAIN AND DID IT RLY NICELY but they just walked away?????? kinda rude but its OK i am all about forgiving!! so hey person who just WALKED AWAY WITHOUT ANSWERING ME i ttly forgive u.

so my question is...........

can sumbody get me 1 of those water horses??? im thinking if i keep it in the bath tub it shuld work?

also im out of the nice bath soap that smells like peonies. can sumbody get me sum of that 2?? i will also take the 1 that smells lyk a night in a flower field or sumthing lyk that?

Comments

[grilletto]

list them then
the steps
all 20 of them

you do that and i won't think about fighting italy again
if you can't then i guess italy and i are going to meet in the pit or something

[paluszki]

1 acceptance
2 think about it
3 think about it sum more
4 come up with a plan
5 write the plan down
6 eat sumthing rly yummy
7 drink sumthing rly yummy
8 pray
9 take a hot bath
10 eat sumthing again becuz u just did a lot
11 call up ur friends 2 talk about wut u thought about
12 wear sumthing nice becuz u feel better when u look good!!!
13 think again
14 take a nap
15 wake up
16 eat dinner
17 do the plan u came up with
18 tell ppl
19 make plans 4 wut ull do the next day
20 brush ur teeth
21 go to sleep
22 WAKE UP

i lied there r 22 steps

[grilletto]

what the hell
i didn't think you were going to actually do it
but on the other hand i'm pretty sure that putting 'think about it' on there like three fucking times doesn't make it count more than once
i count 19

[paluszki]

dont u think more than 1 time a day???

[grilletto]

yeah i breathe more than once a day too
but i wouldn't put it on a list every single time i did it

[paluszki]

omg lol becuz breathing isnt part of opening ur world???

[grilletto]

yeah but you have to breath in order to think
and you have to think in order to expand your world
right?

[paluszki]

[Damn. You got him there.]

ya but everybody already nos that? lyk u gotta breathe 2 do a lot of stuff lyk.....

also not think

[grilletto]

and you have to think to do a lot of stuff
you don't just stop thinking
no one just stops thinking
so it's constant right?
it only goes on the list ONCE

[paluszki]

omg ppl stop thinking ALL THE TIME
have u srsly never met sumbody dumb and they dont think?? come ON

[grilletto]

yeah
i'm pretty sure i'm talking to one right now

[paluszki]

omg who

[grilletto]

seriously?
it's you, dumbass

[paluszki]

EXCUSE U???
i just wrote out ALL OF THOSE STEPS 4 U?

[grilletto]

yeah and it was a pretty bad list
with "think" on it a lot
so it kind of feels like you just threw those in to pad the whole thing
you did it to yourself really

[paluszki]

ya

but lyk i said??? not my fault i think more than u

when u think a lot its on ur list a lot duhhhhhhh

[grilletto]

IF YOU'RE THINKING THAT MUCH THEN IT ONLY BELONGS ON THERE ONCE!
MAYBE TWICE AT THE MOST
HOLY SHIT