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[disasdeer]

[ A video comes on and here's your friendly neighborhood red deer appearing. Only...looking a bit different. Instead of having his normal ears, he has long, rabbit ears. He doesn't look too amused by this, either. He also has a pair of glasses settled on his face. ]

So, this is cool. I knew we could change Moonblessings. These glasses make me look like my dad.

So...

Any advice for a fresh new Iris? I had kind of hoped if I were Iris that I'd...just stay a deer and not change too much.

But it looks like that's a big old 'no' for me. It's really different from Sanguis... I'm going to miss getting taller and stronger.

[ And this is the moment where he pauses. Then, seems to realize he should probably just ask aout it. ]

And...I need some more adjustments made on my prosthetic, so if anyone is an expert in that - it's not like anyone could anticipate that I'd suddenly end up thirty centimeters shorter.

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[hopticulture]

[look this is Totally Weird to be saying and offering to an ex. but Haru is also someone who kind of takes things as they are in stride, and it's honestly been real nice having Louis actually around as opposed to being a ghost of a guy with no idea what he's been up to.]

There really isn't much to expect. Maybe us females have an easier time of this sort of thing because we're used to going through monthly cycles.

[aka periods....]

Though I guess...with your horns... [hmm...that's just as bloody, but different.] Anyway, I'd offer you product recommendations but I know your needs are different than mine. But I've seen what they have available for males.

[disasdeer]

I only shed once a year, though. I guess... I'll take a look.

[ Listen, he's never done this before because he's never needed to. And he's going to try and stay casual about it. But...it's strange for him to be needy like this. On a more permanent basis. ]

I think...I'm okay without getting specifics.

[hopticulture]

Maybe now you’ll be able to sympathize with females more now that you’re going through something that makes things uncomfortable for a few days each month.

Depending how long you’re Iris for, at least.

[SHE’S JUST teasing.

a shrug.]

And suit yourself. Guess it would be weird, getting sex toy advice from...well, me.

[disasdeer]

...It's weird, but also --

[ Give him a sec, this is probably partly coming from being Iris. ]

I don't know if I'd trust anyone else with this sort of advice.