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[Somehow it all comes down to ole Sougo Okita being a bastard and the offer today is courtesy of Caesar hearing one too many times that his food is shit. Screw you, Sougo. His food's fine and he's going to get validation in the most roundabout way possible. Not that he needs it, but damn.]

We're offering free snacks if you visit the Roman Holiday today. It's a bath house, if you're unaware of it.

[There's a pause while he places a cigarette between his lips and raises the camera to show this fine establishment from the outside. Incredible. ]

That's all. Ciao.

[CHARMING.]

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That's some advertisement, Caesar.

[ Red flag number one: she's purring. There might be a couple of logical guesses at how, at least. A big, black, tufted pair of feline ears atop her head, tiny fangs peeking over her bottom lip, the fox white tinge about the tips of her curls -- ]

But plating and presentation are very important. Or were you trying to attract inquiries? That's certainly one way to do it.

[ hey caesar, hope you're ready for a very cheerful girl who is a mess of pink curls and displaying some very soft looking white arctic fox ears ]

Oh wow! This just seems so fancy... are you offering Italian snacks at a bath house?

Is there a dress code?

[Yeah, Therion knows he's showing his face. Yes, it's still coming from an anonymous user. He's just like this.]

Is it going to be all tomatoes.

Ohhh you said the magic words. [ That being free food. ]

I had no idea that you worked in a bath house. The building look cool but maybe you'll get people more interested if you showed us how it looks from the inside.

What kinds of free snacks? Do we need to buy anything or just go to your business?

[Look, Nike is all for receiving free food, but even she understands the way a business works. She rather knows all the details before a misunderstanding can be formed.

And this guy doesn't seem like the chatty type, might as well ask now.]

whats on the menu

Anything vegetarian?

[ he might leave his house for this ]

You seem really excited about this offer.

[Fool him once, shame on you-Fool him twice, well, you know. What happens when it's like the tenth time though??

He should feel a chill in the Dennys tonight when he hears that purr, but all it does is make his own pointed ears perk up in interest. ]

It's a free snack to fill someone's stomach and garner business. How much fanfare does it need?

[The name 'Roman Holiday' is more than enough to get Constance to hit the 'reply' button to this particular message; she's got some...interesting memories associated with the place, and the fact that the triple moon saw fit to bless her with the exact same set of blue cat ears she had the first time she visited...

...well. Clearly it's fate! Or something like that. She's learned the hard way that what will be in Lunatia, will be.]

Oh? And who will be providing these free snacks, then?

[...is it Jotaro, would be a better question, but like hell if she's going to ask that! Honestly.]

[Oh? What's this? A cute girl he hasn't met before? ]

You're quick to catch on, signorina. They're all from Italy.

And no need to worry-the only thing required is your beautiful smile. The rest of your attire is up to you.

Why be anonymous if you're going to show yourself? That doesn't fool anyone.

[CAESAR be nice.]

But only one does. It wouldn't hurt you to expand your taste and try it properly, you know.

Italia offered me a job soon after my arrival.

[And you know what? That request is fair.

The immediate problem with that little show and tell request is the cigarette between in his lips. Sorry not sorry-he's not giving up his smoke break.]

I'll show you after I finish this. It's a large area with multiple rooms. It may be quicker for you to visit and see for yourself.

[Eyeroll.]

Right, because there's no other reason to control information that leads to you than the obvious.

So what's 'properly,' in this case? It's a sauce on something?

I won't force you to try our baths, but they are open if you want to go a round in them.

[Like, he's not gonna deny anyone the opportunity to eat if they're hungry, whether they choose to take a dip or not. Besides, she's just a kid from the looks of it. He doesn't mind if she stops by for a quick snack and nothing more.]

They're Italian and homemade. It's a a mixture of savory and sweet snacks.

Amaretti Cookies.
Polpette al sugo.
Taralli.
Crostini.

Only one item isn't. The other three are.

If you can't make it today, I'll save some for you.

[And that special offer is ONLY for him.]

[He's a Zeppeli meant for beefy fights, not public relations over social media. People get DEGREES to do this Jill and he clearly doesn't have one.]

I don't need to put on a show. It's free food. That should be good enough.

[ She's not gonna complain about the change of pace! If anything, it's about messing with him rather than actually caring about the presentation. She wishes it was beefy fights though :( ]

I didn't say anything about going that far.
But I'll swing by.
What are you offering? :)

that your cooking or italy?
i won't be unhappy either way just curious

[If there's one benefit to offering a simple assortment of snacks, it's all the beauties coming out of the woodwork to ask about it.

A smile appears on his face-every ounce of charm his initial message lacked coming out now.]

Signorina, I'll be providing them.

I hope you find the time to come by. I would love nothing more than to see you in person.

Miwako has been growing a little familiar with these things, because before I only knew a lot more about the fashion.

But you're such a charming man, how can I resist coming over? I'll be dressed in my very best, I hope you can take good care of me during this visit ❤

Of course.

A flower like you will only receive the best this business has to offer. Worry not-I'll give you the first class tour and treatment you deserve.

[Ooh, it's like that, is it? Well, that will definitely make Constance smile and arch an eyebrow (which is amusing in itself; she would have had no idea how to handle this sort of man when she was five years younger).]

Is that so! Well, I'm glad you have such an eye for quality.

[Noble scion of House Nuvelle, etc etc-]

I'm rather familiar with the bathhouse, and have been meaning to visit. I assume you work there, Mr...?

[Therion why are you LIKE THIS.]

It is. Polpette al sugo has a tomato sauce as its base. Even a fool like you would appreciate the flavor.

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