video | un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

[Somehow it all comes down to ole Sougo Okita being a bastard and the offer today is courtesy of Caesar hearing one too many times that his food is shit. Screw you, Sougo. His food's fine and he's going to get validation in the most roundabout way possible. Not that he needs it, but damn.]

We're offering free snacks if you visit the Roman Holiday today. It's a bath house, if you're unaware of it.

[There's a pause while he places a cigarette between his lips and raises the camera to show this fine establishment from the outside. Incredible. ]

That's all. Ciao.

[CHARMING.]

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video, un: birdinthehand

[chichichi]

That's some advertisement, Caesar.

[ Red flag number one: she's purring. There might be a couple of logical guesses at how, at least. A big, black, tufted pair of feline ears atop her head, tiny fangs peeking over her bottom lip, the fox white tinge about the tips of her curls -- ]

But plating and presentation are very important. Or were you trying to attract inquiries? That's certainly one way to do it.

[casaposa]

[Fool him once, shame on you-Fool him twice, well, you know. What happens when it's like the tenth time though??

He should feel a chill in the Dennys tonight when he hears that purr, but all it does is make his own pointed ears perk up in interest. ]

It's a free snack to fill someone's stomach and garner business. How much fanfare does it need?

video; un:cherryberry

[berryhappy]

[ hey caesar, hope you're ready for a very cheerful girl who is a mess of pink curls and displaying some very soft looking white arctic fox ears ]

Oh wow! This just seems so fancy... are you offering Italian snacks at a bath house?

Is there a dress code?

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[casaposa]

[Oh? What's this? A cute girl he hasn't met before? ]

You're quick to catch on, signorina. They're all from Italy.

And no need to worry-the only thing required is your beautiful smile. The rest of your attire is up to you.

Anonymous video

[bolderfell]

[Yeah, Therion knows he's showing his face. Yes, it's still coming from an anonymous user. He's just like this.]

Is it going to be all tomatoes.

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[casaposa]

Why be anonymous if you're going to show yourself? That doesn't fool anyone.

[CAESAR be nice.]

But only one does. It wouldn't hurt you to expand your taste and try it properly, you know.

Video | Un: Star-Lord

[spacedisaster]

Ohhh you said the magic words. [ That being free food. ]

I had no idea that you worked in a bath house. The building look cool but maybe you'll get people more interested if you showed us how it looks from the inside.

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[casaposa]

Italia offered me a job soon after my arrival.

[And you know what? That request is fair.

The immediate problem with that little show and tell request is the cigarette between in his lips. Sorry not sorry-he's not giving up his smoke break.]

I'll show you after I finish this. It's a large area with multiple rooms. It may be quicker for you to visit and see for yourself.

video | un: nike

[purifyings]

What kinds of free snacks? Do we need to buy anything or just go to your business?

[Look, Nike is all for receiving free food, but even she understands the way a business works. She rather knows all the details before a misunderstanding can be formed.

And this guy doesn't seem like the chatty type, might as well ask now.]

[casaposa]

I won't force you to try our baths, but they are open if you want to go a round in them.

[Like, he's not gonna deny anyone the opportunity to eat if they're hungry, whether they choose to take a dip or not. Besides, she's just a kid from the looks of it. He doesn't mind if she stops by for a quick snack and nothing more.]

They're Italian and homemade. It's a a mixture of savory and sweet snacks.

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

whats on the menu

[casaposa]

Amaretti Cookies.
Polpette al sugo.
Taralli.
Crostini.

text | un: adler

[disasdeer]

Anything vegetarian?

[ he might leave his house for this ]

[casaposa]

Only one item isn't. The other three are.

If you can't make it today, I'll save some for you.

[And that special offer is ONLY for him.]

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

You seem really excited about this offer.

[casaposa]

[He's a Zeppeli meant for beefy fights, not public relations over social media. People get DEGREES to do this Jill and he clearly doesn't have one.]

I don't need to put on a show. It's free food. That should be good enough.

video; un: constance von nuvelle

[noatic]

[The name 'Roman Holiday' is more than enough to get Constance to hit the 'reply' button to this particular message; she's got some...interesting memories associated with the place, and the fact that the triple moon saw fit to bless her with the exact same set of blue cat ears she had the first time she visited...

...well. Clearly it's fate! Or something like that. She's learned the hard way that what will be in Lunatia, will be.]

Oh? And who will be providing these free snacks, then?

[...is it Jotaro, would be a better question, but like hell if she's going to ask that! Honestly.]

[casaposa]

[If there's one benefit to offering a simple assortment of snacks, it's all the beauties coming out of the woodwork to ask about it.

A smile appears on his face-every ounce of charm his initial message lacked coming out now.]

Signorina, I'll be providing them.

I hope you find the time to come by. I would love nothing more than to see you in person.

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

oh hey it's the guy that really hated bugs.

you work at Italy's bath house?

[casaposa]

[Look, he made more than a few first impressions during his initial arrival during Bug Hell. He's not sure who this is just yet.]

Who doesn't hate them? That can't be so abnormal.

But yes, I work here.

video | un: blekksprut

[fuckinghysterical]

[Ah, it's a little unexpected to see a familiar face on the network, but LB is glad to see him again regardless. While she might typically go text to spare strangers her particular laughing tic, LB figures that if he didn't seem to mind it the one time they met, it should be fine, yes?]

Ah, Caesar, your work place looks so fancy, heehee! Are you certain someone like me would even be allowed in?

[A half smile follows, as she's mildly joking, though she hadn't quite gotten the chance to experience a bath house just yet.]

But if you made something, I'd like to try it - even if I am largely unfamiliar with Italian foods.

[She read through some of the replies, just to avoid him having to say one thing too many times.]

[casaposa]

Bella, your beauty would gain you entry to any establishment you wish. I'm only honored you would choose to come here.

[Caesar PLEASE.]

Come by whenever you wish. You won't be disappointed.

Text || UN: hijikata

[mayoninofukucho]

Save some for me. I'll come by after work.

un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

Sure.
Are you coming at your usual time?

text; un: shiro

[vanishings]

What kind of snacks?

text un: zeppeli

[casaposa]

Italian.
There's a variety.

video; un: redgem

[greedyvixen]

[Oh hello, you had her at free snacks.]

Can't say it's not a good way to advertise the business but really, getting them that easily?

[casaposa]

[Look, the Fuck Sougo points he'll get from sharing a meal are worth whatever loss happens.

Plus, all these cute women are popping up and really, that's the greatest gift of all for ole Caesar.]

Yes, that's all there is to it . There are no strings attached to this offer.

video; un:lockhart

[amemoryorus]

[Okay, so maybe she's responding more to the familiar face than the offer. But on the other hand...he's tried some of her own snacks. Maybe it's her turn.

She smiles and offers him a friendly little wave.]

What kind of snacks are we talking about?

[Though the bath house in general does sound nice.]

[casaposa]

[It's her.

She's a sight as usual and Caesar pulls that ole Zeppeli charm to the forefront.]

Italian snacks-they're from my homeland. They may not be as impressive as your drinks, but I hope you stop by and try them regardless.

[video]

[spah]

We got baths AND snacks?

[casaposa]

You get snacks, but the baths come at a cost.

text; un: fireprince

[rediscovering]

do you have to take a bath to take the snacks?

[casaposa]

No, you don't.
Remembering the place or visiting it another time will be enough.

[Honestly, he just wants to prove his point, but it would make Italy happy to have a bunch of new faces come around too so-

Win/Win]