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[casaposa]

[Somehow it all comes down to ole Sougo Okita being a bastard and the offer today is courtesy of Caesar hearing one too many times that his food is shit. Screw you, Sougo. His food's fine and he's going to get validation in the most roundabout way possible. Not that he needs it, but damn.]

We're offering free snacks if you visit the Roman Holiday today. It's a bath house, if you're unaware of it.

[There's a pause while he places a cigarette between his lips and raises the camera to show this fine establishment from the outside. Incredible. ]

That's all. Ciao.

[CHARMING.]

Comments

[bolderfell]

Didn't figure you were.

[No reason for Caesar to actually care what a medieval street rat who never even heard of tomatoes thinks, after all. Therion's just amused that Caesar seems to have some pride riding on his culinary skills. Matches his image oddly.

But anyway.]

Is it one of those public bathhouses? Everyone can see everyone else?

[casaposa]

Most are. Though there are private areas you can reserve for your own use.

[bolderfell]

For a coin or two more, of course.

[Hmmm.]

How many people could use one of those private areas at once? Comfortably, I mean.

[casaposa]

There are a variety of baths. Whatever you need, there would be a place to suit it.

[Therion taking an interest in the bathhouse is an unexpected twist, but he's not about snub a potential customer for Italy. It may do the guy some good, though Caesar isn't looking forward to moving out any valuables or the sudden inventory he'll have to take after this guy visits.

But whatever. He'll make sure things stay put.

And unable to resist the opportunity to make a quip towards a guy who has, historically, managed to get some sassy remark in first, he quickly adds-]

Plan on bringing a date, do you? I'm surprised.

[bolderfell]

Not asking for me. I'm fine with what I've got in the quarters they gave me.

[Hot water whenever you want it, IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME, is already enough of a modern miracle for Therion.]

There's a couple women I know who might enjoy a proper bathhouse. Just didn't want to suggest they go if they'd only be gawked at. Figured they might feel more comfortable going together, too.

[casaposa]

[Unfortunately, while they won't be gawked at, the odds of him flirting still remain, but whatever. Therion doesn't need to know that. He's just surprised he managed to make a connection with anyone. ]

They won't be disturbed in the private rooms-that much I can assure you. Even in the public paths, most tend to stay in their own area.

[bolderfell]

All right. I'll pass the word on.

[See? He can be chill and normal and not a fire ant gremlin man.]

[casaposa]

[Honestly, he's shocked the conversation is this passive, but you know what? He'll take it.]

Good. Someone should be here if they decide to come by.