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[bolderfell]

What's the deal with tomatoes. They're just messy fruit full of water.

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[speakerstone]

This is amazing. So many. I'm in awe.

Do you happen to work there, or are you just a fan?

[bolderfell]

[He takes a good, long minute to decide how to reply. Only once he's determined that one someone in particular has no reason to come after the anonymous tomato-hater he's been talking to, he admits:]

I work there. Wouldn't otherwise have paid much attention to the place.

[speakerstone]

Well, you might just see me there one day.

Not by myself. I just want to see the look on a grumpy so-and-so's face when he walks into a room with eighteen cats. 🐈

[bolderfell]

Ha. As long as patrons order something and pay for it, they can come in as grumpy as they want.