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[bolderfell]

What's the deal with tomatoes. They're just messy fruit full of water.

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[firstsaderesponder]

[Sorry Therion, Sougo's just here to fuck with his roommate. But he appreciates someone else who enjoys making Caesar miserable.]

you should try it next time. caesar would really like it

[bolderfell]

Oho. I get it now.

Well, like you said. Have to consider it for next time.

[firstsaderesponder]

maybe they won't stain if they're thrown at caesar himself

[bolderfell]

Someone could test that. For science.

[firstsaderesponder]

good idea. it'd be a shame if this test wasn't recorded, though...

[bolderfell]

No scholar myself, but I understand accurate and immediate recordkeeping is the most important part of any academic trial.

[firstsaderesponder]

sounds like we're on the same page then

be careful of his magic bubbles

[bolderfell]

I said someone should test it. Also said I'm not a scholar.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Guess they weren't on the same page.]

hey i thought we had a routine going here

whatever. not like i'm lacking in opportunities to catch him

[bolderfell]

Yeah. Thanks for the warning about the magic bubbles, though. I'll have to keep it in mind.

Besides, it seems you're already a master of your craft. [A super master, even.] Don't really need the help of a stranger, do you?

[firstsaderesponder]

he also covers himself in soap for some reason so he's better than a soap bottle

[He knows where this flattery is going. And he may be a super sadist master, too.]

i'm no scholar either tho. i just like seeing him angry

[bolderfell]

[Do worlds lacking the Marquis de Sade still know the word sadism?]

Really? Why's that?

[firstsaderesponder]

because it's fun for me. i'm a sadist

[Let's find out about that.]

[bolderfell]

Is that a type of demon?

[So: nope.]

[casaposa]

[Well, he knows what a sadist is, but for the purposes of this discussion??]

Yes.

[firstsaderesponder]

hey zucchini don't be so mean. you're giving this guy some wrong information so who's the real sadist here

anyways a sadist is a person who enjoys seeing others in pain

[bolderfell]

Huh. We must have a different word for that where I'm from.

[firstsaderesponder]

like what

does it also begin with an s

[That's his brand, okay.]

[bolderfell]

Not sure. Hard to come up with a word that'll stand for the whole class of people with any money or power over others.

[firstsaderesponder]

that's just powerful ppl in general

a sadist can be anyone tho. if you enjoy messing with zucchini, even you can be a sadist

[bolderfell]

You two aren't friends?

[firstsaderesponder]

what makes you think we're friends

[Sougo genuinely just wants to ruin Caesar's life okay.]

[bolderfell]

You followed him all the way in here.

[firstsaderesponder]

we're roommates cause he won't leave

[bolderfell]

Even though you aggravate him? Maybe he likes it.