video: un Ryoji 💖 (note: will be slightly future-dated so newcomers can post once unlocked)

[thanatoast]

[An overly excited, but tall young man that looks like he'd break in two like a twig if the wind blew on him waves at the screen. This is the first time he's addressing the entire network, so like all first posts, it is made to give a lasting impression.]

Hello everyone! [He takes a small bow, all the while smiling.] My name is Ryoji Mochizuki!

[And what does he have to share with the world? Some wise words of wisdom? A new discovery? Well...]

I'd like to take you on a date! This world is beautiful and I want to share it with as many people as possible!

[...Wow.]

Whoever you are! [Then, he adds;] Well, I have to admit that I enjoy the company of pretty girls! It's okay if you're a guy too! I'm just am very lucky because my world has many beautiful women like Yukari-san, Mitsuru-san, Aigis-san and...there's also Minako of course...

[How did Ryoji get these pictures of everyone? Why does Aigis look like she wants to murder him? It is a mystery.]

But there's also Minato and while he's not a girl, he's handsome in his own right! My roommate Akira is very handsome too! I don't have a picture of him, sorry...But! There's many beautiful people in this world, I figured it would be easier contacting you all this way! Oh! And we don't need to moonlace, this isn't some sort of uh...

[He pauses to look into his 'Big Book of Sex Terms for Dummies'.]

...gigolo offering? I think that's the term...

[He snaps the book shut.]

...it's just a friendly date! If you want to hold hands, that's okay, I don't mind.

[Yeap. This is what lasting impression people will have of him. At the very least he looks...innocent about it? There doesn't seem to be a sinister undertone about it.]

So please, let me know if you're interested. I promise it will be worth your while!

[He takes a bow again.]

Thank you very much!

[OOC: I'm sorry (but not really) also Ryoji's info and permission pages.]

Comments

video; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

[ This dude is flat-out starry eyed. Not because he particularly has a crush (or because he really wants a copy of that book, that seems super useful?!) but because.. well... ]

So cool! You have to be so gutsy to just ask something like this! Mochizuki-saaaaan!!

[ His hero right now.. ]

text; un: runner_boy

[lacrimose]

why are you dragging me into your dating ad

[afoolshope]

Just ignore him, Akira. He's... always like this.

Text | un: music2myears

[afoolshope]

Ryoji, please.

Also, get rid of that book, you don't need it.

video

[thanatoast]

REALLY? I thought it was the easiest way to contact everyone!

[He is a hero, but also he can be like this in general.]

I don't think we've met either! What's your name?

[thanatoast]

Because you are handsome I needed some examples and you came to mind :)

text; (just pretend the symbols are terrible things)

[thanatoast]

'Please go on a date with me?'

But it's been providing me with so much information. Like did you know that you can ^#$%#%^@#$ with @$@#$% and @#$@$%?

I didn't know the human body could stretch like that!

[What horrible words coming out of his typing.]

[afoolshope]

Well, yes, but not until you get rid of the book.

No one needs to know that stuff. You figure out what you like and don't like, what you can and can't do as you go along.

[Can the couch eat him? Because he's wanting to sink into it as he actually has this conversation with Ryoji. You're so lucky he's actually patient with you, Ryoji.]

video | un: nike

[purifyings]

[Why is she getting Bardwin, Nephero, and Fortis vibes from this person? Only worse? While all at once, ironically, she can sense some innocence from him as well? Nike was having a difficult time deciphering this guy and....in all honesty she was intrigued enough to slightly poke him.]

Okay, two questions. Why is everyone in your pictures wearing a swimsuit? [Thank goodness she was introduced to swimsuits by her oldest sisters or else she'd be scandalized!] And what's a gigolo?

[thanatoast]

Awww I guess I'll have to return it to the library then.

[Now to wonder; what other books did Ryoji borrow.]

Aww but isn't the fruit of knowledge important?

I'm so sorry he exists

[thanatoast]

[Ryoji is a true mystery. How this man obtained so many of his school's female numbers simply by giving them out his a miracle in itself.]

Because it is summertime and it captures their true beauty! [Also because he's an idiot despite who he is.] Oh! Let me see...

[He pulls up the book again to gleefully explain it's meaning;]

Someone who is paid by older women to be their escort or lover!

[He says, reading it off just like one would a list of ingredients.]

For someone pretty like you, I'd never want it to be that!

[afoolshope]

Consent and communication are the most important when it comes to relationships, Ryoji. Knowing more than just the basics of sex and relationships is all well and good but not really necessary when you don't know what they like.

[He can't believe he's going to say this. Out loud. In public but... here it goes. (Yes, he could private but honestly, other people should see this if they were ever curious about this stuff too)]

Figuring it out together is just a lot more fun, anyway.

And please never say "^#$%#%^@#$ with @$@#$% and @#$@$%" ever again.

[Scandalous!!]

[thanatoast]

So I need to ask more questions! I understand.

It does sound like fun!

Awww when you write it, it looks so scandalous! But alright. I'll try not to.

[lacrimose]

i already gave him like 2 girls numbers how many people does he want to date

[lacrimose]

Thanks I think
good luck finding more dates

[afoolshope]

Everyone.

[thanatoast]

Let's go on a friend date!

[So he can figure out this who Devilman thing that he now knows.]

[afoolshope]

I think I hate you right now.

[thanatoast]

Ha ha ha, you're such a bad liar!!

I know you don't hate me.

[lacrimose]

Where?

[lacrimose]

Is he not picky or does he really love everyone as much as he says

[afoolshope]

Am not.

[thanatoast]

Let's go get shaved ice!

[Counter-point: Ignored.]

[afoolshope]

Both, I think. He gave every girl in the school his number and most of them actually went on a date with him.

So, it tracks.

[afoolshope]

...fine.

[Beaten by food.]