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video: un Ryoji 💖 (note: will be slightly future-dated so newcomers can post once unlocked)

[An overly excited, but tall young man that looks like he'd break in two like a twig if the wind blew on him waves at the screen. This is the first time he's addressing the entire network, so like all first posts, it is made to give a lasting impression.]

Hello everyone! [He takes a small bow, all the while smiling.] My name is Ryoji Mochizuki!

[And what does he have to share with the world? Some wise words of wisdom? A new discovery? Well...]

I'd like to take you on a date! This world is beautiful and I want to share it with as many people as possible!

[...Wow.]

Whoever you are! [Then, he adds;] Well, I have to admit that I enjoy the company of pretty girls! It's okay if you're a guy too! I'm just am very lucky because my world has many beautiful women like Yukari-san, Mitsuru-san, Aigis-san and...there's also Minako of course...

[How did Ryoji get these pictures of everyone? Why does Aigis look like she wants to murder him? It is a mystery.]

But there's also Minato and while he's not a girl, he's handsome in his own right! My roommate Akira is very handsome too! I don't have a picture of him, sorry...But! There's many beautiful people in this world, I figured it would be easier contacting you all this way! Oh! And we don't need to moonlace, this isn't some sort of uh...

[He pauses to look into his 'Big Book of Sex Terms for Dummies'.]

...gigolo offering? I think that's the term...

[He snaps the book shut.]

...it's just a friendly date! If you want to hold hands, that's okay, I don't mind.

[Yeap. This is what lasting impression people will have of him. At the very least he looks...innocent about it? There doesn't seem to be a sinister undertone about it.]

So please, let me know if you're interested. I promise it will be worth your while!

[He takes a bow again.]

Thank you very much!

[OOC: I'm sorry (but not really) also Ryoji's info and permission pages.]

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[ This dude is flat-out starry eyed. Not because he particularly has a crush (or because he really wants a copy of that book, that seems super useful?!) but because.. well... ]

So cool! You have to be so gutsy to just ask something like this! Mochizuki-saaaaan!!

[ His hero right now.. ]

why are you dragging me into your dating ad

Ryoji, please.

Also, get rid of that book, you don't need it.

[Why is she getting Bardwin, Nephero, and Fortis vibes from this person? Only worse? While all at once, ironically, she can sense some innocence from him as well? Nike was having a difficult time deciphering this guy and....in all honesty she was intrigued enough to slightly poke him.]

Okay, two questions. Why is everyone in your pictures wearing a swimsuit? [Thank goodness she was introduced to swimsuits by her oldest sisters or else she'd be scandalized!] And what's a gigolo?

So this is what Yukari deals with regularly, huh.

Definitely not interested in a date.

But I do want to know what it is.

I've heard this term a few times now, but I'm not sure I understand what it means in this context. What is a date, exactly?

Why am I getting sense of deja-vu...?

Feels like I did this before...

Oh! RIGHT! It's like an online, mock-date-cafe!

[ There is no real response that Akechi can pose, but this universe must simply continue in the knowledge that some people can honestly just vomit whatever they see fit to on public channels and the rest of sentient life has the burden of protecting itself accordingly. Somewhere in a barren little apartment a Light Yagami-looking motherfucker is mildly making note and then muting network notifications for the rest of natural time. ]

H- holy crap! That's a hell of an approach, but I gotta turn ya down, too!

I'm seein' somebody!

[Ann is torn between wanting to get popcorn and feeling very concerned for the majority of the moonblessed. Not that it stops her from popping a couple of chips in her mouth.]

Uh Mochizuki-san...

[Actually, she has no idea what to say so she's just going to go get that popcorn so she can watch this unfold. Please enjoy the view of her living room and the six or seven origami items on a shelf to the left of the camera.]

Absolutely not. And here I was hoping you'd have new pictures of Akira from his time here.

[Someone else, who wants to go on as many dates here as possible, huh? It sure is a good way to spend time here.]

Well, I guess that's one way to ask anyone out.

[This is, truly, a lot of information to take in. Categorize it by importance (relatively, because none of this is important,) and:]

I don't understand why you needed examples for this. And I am not a "woman," so I am not a very good example.

Ya... You remind me of someone.

[Several someones, actually.]

[Cute.]

You're right, Akira is very handsome.

[Sorry not sorry Akira.]

I don't know Minato very well but I've seen him in passing. I agree with you on your assessment of him, too.

Hello, Ryoji Mochizuki! I am Titus Alexius. I would love to go on a date with you! Also, please pass along my compliments to all the beautiful-slash-handsome people you mentioned.

[ Well! That sounds really very lovely and not-at-all a terrible idea. ]

If you wouldn't mind many questions, then I would be happy to join you.

... What is a 'date'? Or... where is it? How is one taken to one?

...well that's a hell of an ad. I'm sold!

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