video: un Ryoji 💖 (note: will be slightly future-dated so newcomers can post once unlocked)

[thanatoast]

[An overly excited, but tall young man that looks like he'd break in two like a twig if the wind blew on him waves at the screen. This is the first time he's addressing the entire network, so like all first posts, it is made to give a lasting impression.]

Hello everyone! [He takes a small bow, all the while smiling.] My name is Ryoji Mochizuki!

[And what does he have to share with the world? Some wise words of wisdom? A new discovery? Well...]

I'd like to take you on a date! This world is beautiful and I want to share it with as many people as possible!

[...Wow.]

Whoever you are! [Then, he adds;] Well, I have to admit that I enjoy the company of pretty girls! It's okay if you're a guy too! I'm just am very lucky because my world has many beautiful women like Yukari-san, Mitsuru-san, Aigis-san and...there's also Minako of course...

[How did Ryoji get these pictures of everyone? Why does Aigis look like she wants to murder him? It is a mystery.]

But there's also Minato and while he's not a girl, he's handsome in his own right! My roommate Akira is very handsome too! I don't have a picture of him, sorry...But! There's many beautiful people in this world, I figured it would be easier contacting you all this way! Oh! And we don't need to moonlace, this isn't some sort of uh...

[He pauses to look into his 'Big Book of Sex Terms for Dummies'.]

...gigolo offering? I think that's the term...

[He snaps the book shut.]

...it's just a friendly date! If you want to hold hands, that's okay, I don't mind.

[Yeap. This is what lasting impression people will have of him. At the very least he looks...innocent about it? There doesn't seem to be a sinister undertone about it.]

So please, let me know if you're interested. I promise it will be worth your while!

[He takes a bow again.]

Thank you very much!

[OOC: I'm sorry (but not really) also Ryoji's info and permission pages.]

Comments

[thanatoast]

Ha ha ha, thank you for believing in me!

[Wow.]

Although I guess I should have just asked directly but this is more fun!

[lacrimose]

Minato says your track record with this kind of thing is good, and he wouldn't lie about it

[thanatoast]

Ha ha ha, yes I've been reading what the both of you are writing. :)

[Ryoji...]

I just want more people to enjoy this world as much as possible!

[lacrimose]

When you say it like that, it'd be hard for anyone to say no

[maybe ryoji is pure after all...?]

[thanatoast]

[Hahaha. Yes. Pure.]

Well, I'm not going to be pushy either! I already do that with Minato!

[lacrimose]

Yeah, well, Minato is easy to push around

[thanatoast]

[Wow, Ryoji hopes that is not a threat towards Minato and just teasing because wow.]

It's okay, because he knows how to fight back when he needs to! Especially with his words...how cruel they can be...but his eyes are so gentle.

[lacrimose]

Maybe he's the one you should be dating

[thanatoast]

Well he has a boyfriend!

[afoolshope]

I can have more than one.

Also, he’s not my boyfriend. We never had that conversation. It’s fine.

[Wait. Blush is now back.]

We’ve already kissed, Ryoji, if you wanted to go on a date you could have asked!

[thanatoast]

WHY HAVE YOU NOT TOLD HIM YET? :( :( :( :(

You told me before it's okay, I can still go on dates with you but he has the special dates!

[afoolshope]

It’s complicated. I’ll tell you more over the snowcone contest.

[thanatoast]

Okay! Sorry Akira!

[Ryoji...it's your network post...]

[lacrimose]

told me what?

[he is so confused right now]

[thanatoast]

Minato has a future boyfriend!

[Wow.]

[lacrimose]

uhh congrats

[thanatoast]

haha I don't mean me

[lacrimose]

Oh OK

[HE STILL DOESN'T GET IT but he'll stop butting into his conversation with Minato now]

[thanatoast]

[Hey he was talking with you at first, Minato is who butted in buddy.]

Oh and is Ryo your boyfriend?

[lacrimose]

[Akira is so glad this is text only right now.]

We're best friends, we've known each other since we were kids.
why do you ask

[thanatoast]

He said was disappointed I didn't have new pictures of you. Then said it wasn't needed when I offered to take pictures of you in the shower.

[lacrimose]

Seriously? You'd take pictures of me in the shower and give them out to people who asked? what's with that

[thanatoast]

I was curious to see what he'd say. I wouldn't, I promise!

[lacrimose]

ohhh so you were just teasing him

[thanatoast]

[Trying to figure out what his deal is but...]

Yes exactly!

[Well, a little white lie is okay.]

I hope that's okay...I tease Minato too, and we've known each other since ten years ago!