video: un Ryoji 💖 (note: will be slightly future-dated so newcomers can post once unlocked)

[thanatoast]

[An overly excited, but tall young man that looks like he'd break in two like a twig if the wind blew on him waves at the screen. This is the first time he's addressing the entire network, so like all first posts, it is made to give a lasting impression.]

Hello everyone! [He takes a small bow, all the while smiling.] My name is Ryoji Mochizuki!

[And what does he have to share with the world? Some wise words of wisdom? A new discovery? Well...]

I'd like to take you on a date! This world is beautiful and I want to share it with as many people as possible!

[...Wow.]

Whoever you are! [Then, he adds;] Well, I have to admit that I enjoy the company of pretty girls! It's okay if you're a guy too! I'm just am very lucky because my world has many beautiful women like Yukari-san, Mitsuru-san, Aigis-san and...there's also Minako of course...

[How did Ryoji get these pictures of everyone? Why does Aigis look like she wants to murder him? It is a mystery.]

But there's also Minato and while he's not a girl, he's handsome in his own right! My roommate Akira is very handsome too! I don't have a picture of him, sorry...But! There's many beautiful people in this world, I figured it would be easier contacting you all this way! Oh! And we don't need to moonlace, this isn't some sort of uh...

[He pauses to look into his 'Big Book of Sex Terms for Dummies'.]

...gigolo offering? I think that's the term...

[He snaps the book shut.]

...it's just a friendly date! If you want to hold hands, that's okay, I don't mind.

[Yeap. This is what lasting impression people will have of him. At the very least he looks...innocent about it? There doesn't seem to be a sinister undertone about it.]

So please, let me know if you're interested. I promise it will be worth your while!

[He takes a bow again.]

Thank you very much!

[OOC: I'm sorry (but not really) also Ryoji's info and permission pages.]

Comments

video; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

[ This dude is flat-out starry eyed. Not because he particularly has a crush (or because he really wants a copy of that book, that seems super useful?!) but because.. well... ]

So cool! You have to be so gutsy to just ask something like this! Mochizuki-saaaaan!!

[ His hero right now.. ]

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[thanatoast]

REALLY? I thought it was the easiest way to contact everyone!

[He is a hero, but also he can be like this in general.]

I don't think we've met either! What's your name?

text; un: runner_boy

[lacrimose]

why are you dragging me into your dating ad

[afoolshope]

Just ignore him, Akira. He's... always like this.

[thanatoast]

Because you are handsome I needed some examples and you came to mind :)

Text | un: music2myears

[afoolshope]

Ryoji, please.

Also, get rid of that book, you don't need it.

text; (just pretend the symbols are terrible things)

[thanatoast]

'Please go on a date with me?'

But it's been providing me with so much information. Like did you know that you can ^#$%#%^@#$ with @$@#$% and @#$@$%?

I didn't know the human body could stretch like that!

[What horrible words coming out of his typing.]

video | un: nike

[purifyings]

[Why is she getting Bardwin, Nephero, and Fortis vibes from this person? Only worse? While all at once, ironically, she can sense some innocence from him as well? Nike was having a difficult time deciphering this guy and....in all honesty she was intrigued enough to slightly poke him.]

Okay, two questions. Why is everyone in your pictures wearing a swimsuit? [Thank goodness she was introduced to swimsuits by her oldest sisters or else she'd be scandalized!] And what's a gigolo?

I'm so sorry he exists

[thanatoast]

[Ryoji is a true mystery. How this man obtained so many of his school's female numbers simply by giving them out his a miracle in itself.]

Because it is summertime and it captures their true beauty! [Also because he's an idiot despite who he is.] Oh! Let me see...

[He pulls up the book again to gleefully explain it's meaning;]

Someone who is paid by older women to be their escort or lover!

[He says, reading it off just like one would a list of ingredients.]

For someone pretty like you, I'd never want it to be that!

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

So this is what Yukari deals with regularly, huh.

[thanatoast]

Oh! Are you one of Yukari-san's friends? :)

anon

[bolderfell]

Definitely not interested in a date.

But I do want to know what it is.

[thanatoast]

That is all up to you! I think talking it out helps figure out what the person needs to see...

What do you like, Anon-san?

[Ryoji does not understand what 'anon' means. It's his name right?]

video; un: princess_paladin

[lioness_rampant]

I've heard this term a few times now, but I'm not sure I understand what it means in this context. What is a date, exactly?

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[thanatoast]

[Oh wow, she's so pretty.]

Oh! Well it's a friendly outing between two people to get to know each other more. Sometimes it's romantic and you feel your love growing for someone! That's what we call a romantic date!

There's also blind dates where you go out with someone and you have no idea who they are! It's like a surprise!

But for someone like you, I'm sure you already get a lot of dates already, right?

text; @NyanCat;

[wildlinks]

Why am I getting sense of deja-vu...?

Feels like I did this before...




Oh! RIGHT! It's like an online, mock-date-cafe!

[thanatoast]

What's a mock-date-cafe? That sounds fun!

[Souji why are you telling him about this.]

[asketchy]

[ There is no real response that Akechi can pose, but this universe must simply continue in the knowledge that some people can honestly just vomit whatever they see fit to on public channels and the rest of sentient life has the burden of protecting itself accordingly. Somewhere in a barren little apartment a Light Yagami-looking motherfucker is mildly making note and then muting network notifications for the rest of natural time. ]

[thanatoast]

[He'll come for you one day, Akechi >B] ]

[topgun_textiles]

H- holy crap! That's a hell of an approach, but I gotta turn ya down, too!

I'm seein' somebody!

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[thanatoast]

Awww, the person you are dating won't let you go out with a friend? That's so cruel to a handsome man like you...

video; un: modelperfection

[catwalknotrequired]

[Ann is torn between wanting to get popcorn and feeling very concerned for the majority of the moonblessed. Not that it stops her from popping a couple of chips in her mouth.]

Uh Mochizuki-san...

[Actually, she has no idea what to say so she's just going to go get that popcorn so she can watch this unfold. Please enjoy the view of her living room and the six or seven origami items on a shelf to the left of the camera.]

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[thanatoast]

[He's going to be a gentleman...probably. But also he'll wait until she's back to speak again.]

Ann-san! Do you want to go out in a fun friendship date with me? [Gasp!] Do you make your own origami?

text | un: prof.asuka

[recidivate]

Absolutely not. And here I was hoping you'd have new pictures of Akira from his time here.

[thanatoast]

[Who are you, Ryo...]

I could take a picture of him in the shower if you want!

[He's joking.]

video; un: redgem

[greedyvixen]

[Someone else, who wants to go on as many dates here as possible, huh? It sure is a good way to spend time here.]

Well, I guess that's one way to ask anyone out.

[thanatoast]

[His luck is through the roof!]

It's the best way to do so and meet as many friends as possible!

[Someone pure. We'll see he's more shades of grey.]

text | un: eurydice

[athenashand]

[This is, truly, a lot of information to take in. Categorize it by importance (relatively, because none of this is important,) and:]

I don't understand why you needed examples for this. And I am not a "woman," so I am not a very good example.

[thanatoast]

[Aww Aigis, his heart.]

Because you are all important to me and the best examples I knew.

[But why male models bikinis.]

You are a precious life and I feel it counts.

video; un: matsumoto

[titillation]

Ya... You remind me of someone.

[Several someones, actually.]

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[thanatoast]

[Oh another pretty lady!]

I hope it's someone nice that you like!

[One can be hopeful.]

video | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

[Cute.]

You're right, Akira is very handsome.

[Sorry not sorry Akira.]

I don't know Minato very well but I've seen him in passing. I agree with you on your assessment of him, too.

[thanatoast]

Oh! I don't think we've met! Hello!

[Ryoji is never that sorry so it's okay.]

I know Minato much more closely, but Akira is my roommate!

video; un: laurea

[wearingguess]

Hello, Ryoji Mochizuki! I am Titus Alexius. I would love to go on a date with you! Also, please pass along my compliments to all the beautiful-slash-handsome people you mentioned.

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[thanatoast]

Hello Titus-san! I'm glad you want to go on a date with me!

Haha I will let them know! But I think they already know on their own!

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[english_rose]

[ Well! That sounds really very lovely and not-at-all a terrible idea. ]

If you wouldn't mind many questions, then I would be happy to join you.

text;

[thanatoast]

[What could go wrong?]

Of course! I don't mind questions! Ask away!

un: sinistra | voice

[bisection]

... What is a 'date'? Or... where is it? How is one taken to one?

[thanatoast]

It depends what type of date it is!

Sometimes, it's a friendly outing between two people to get to know each other more. Sometimes it's romantic and you feel your love growing for someone! That's what we call a romantic date!

There's also blind dates where you go out with someone and you have no idea who they are! It's like a surprise!

Usually someone else invites you. Like I did!

un: no1bananaslut | Video

[coralroot]

...well that's a hell of an ad. I'm sold!