prismatica | video: un Ryoji 💖 (note: will be slightly future-dated so newcomers can post once unlocked)

[An overly excited, but tall young man that looks like he'd break in two like a twig if the wind blew on him waves at the screen. This is the first time he's addressing the entire network, so like all first posts, it is made to give a lasting impression.]

Hello everyone! [He takes a small bow, all the while smiling.] My name is Ryoji Mochizuki!

[And what does he have to share with the world? Some wise words of wisdom? A new discovery? Well...]

I'd like to take you on a date! This world is beautiful and I want to share it with as many people as possible!

[...Wow.]

Whoever you are! [Then, he adds;] Well, I have to admit that I enjoy the company of pretty girls! It's okay if you're a guy too! I'm just am very lucky because my world has many beautiful women like Yukari-san, Mitsuru-san, Aigis-san and...there's also Minako of course...

[How did Ryoji get these pictures of everyone? Why does Aigis look like she wants to murder him? It is a mystery.]

But there's also Minato and while he's not a girl, he's handsome in his own right! My roommate Akira is very handsome too! I don't have a picture of him, sorry...But! There's many beautiful people in this world, I figured it would be easier contacting you all this way! Oh! And we don't need to moonlace, this isn't some sort of uh...

[He pauses to look into his 'Big Book of Sex Terms for Dummies'.]

...gigolo offering? I think that's the term...

[He snaps the book shut.]

...it's just a friendly date! If you want to hold hands, that's okay, I don't mind.

[Yeap. This is what lasting impression people will have of him. At the very least he looks...innocent about it? There doesn't seem to be a sinister undertone about it.]

So please, let me know if you're interested. I promise it will be worth your while!

[He takes a bow again.]

Thank you very much!

[OOC: I'm sorry (but not really) also Ryoji's info and permission pages.]

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Awww, the person you are dating won't let you go out with a friend? That's so cruel to a handsome man like you...

Y'don't date other people when you're goin' out with somebody! I know a lotta people do that here, but I don't!

[He raises his hands up in the air like Kanji told him he was the worst.]

Ahh! No no! It's not a romantic date! It's just going out with a friend. You can be handsome with your partner alone!

[Oh no. We've got a Teddie over here. Kanji put his face briefly in his hands- whether to gather himself or over being called handsome was uncertain- before he explodes:]

Then what's- what's with the gigolo stuff!? That's for screwin'! A-and 'date' alone implies romance, don't it?!

[Can you imagine if Teddie and Ryoji met, Kanji.]

That was what the big book told me! I said I wasn't a Gigilo! It was to make sure no one took it like that.

[And then everyone did, good job Ryoji.]

Does it?

[HMM...HMM...]

Why not bring your romantic partner then? Then it could be three friends on a date!

[H-... hanging out would be nice, so long as this guy wasn't weird about it. But he wrinkled his nose a bit at that d-word again.]

Quit sayin' 'date' when it ain't, dammit! If ya do that, I'll... I'll think about it.

Okay, but what would you call it? I'm not sure what it should be instead and this book isn't helping...

[He flips through it, mumbling to himself.]

No, it's definitely not an orgy...

Yeah! Not a fuckin' orgy!

S'just- s'just hangin' out! No fancy word for it!

[He slaps the book shut again and raises his arms in triumph.]

That's' perfect! Hanging out! I even know what that means! Make sure to bring the person who stole your heart, I'm curious to see what they look like!

[He sighed. Ryoji... really, why are you like this?]

...We just moved to Lyestellus. Take the Comet over sometime and we can show you around. We're still new to the place, so it'll be a learning experience kinda thing, too.

[Because he's ~~an idiot~~ an idiot.]

That's perfect! I am going to have a night date there with someone so we could... hang out during the day and help me enjoy the city even more!

S-sure. I'll seeya then.

[Well, now he has to explain what could be a very weird encounter... but it should be cool, right?]

I look forward to it...uh....

...did you even give me your name?

[He paused, blinked. Then he scratched at the back of his head. Oops.]

Sonuva-! I keep forgetting to do that shit!

...Tatsumi Kanji.

[It's okay Kanji, Ryoji has that effect on people.]

Okay! Looking forward to this hanging out, Kanji-san!

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