video: un Ryoji 💖 (note: will be slightly future-dated so newcomers can post once unlocked)

[thanatoast]

[An overly excited, but tall young man that looks like he'd break in two like a twig if the wind blew on him waves at the screen. This is the first time he's addressing the entire network, so like all first posts, it is made to give a lasting impression.]

Hello everyone! [He takes a small bow, all the while smiling.] My name is Ryoji Mochizuki!

[And what does he have to share with the world? Some wise words of wisdom? A new discovery? Well...]

I'd like to take you on a date! This world is beautiful and I want to share it with as many people as possible!

[...Wow.]

Whoever you are! [Then, he adds;] Well, I have to admit that I enjoy the company of pretty girls! It's okay if you're a guy too! I'm just am very lucky because my world has many beautiful women like Yukari-san, Mitsuru-san, Aigis-san and...there's also Minako of course...

[How did Ryoji get these pictures of everyone? Why does Aigis look like she wants to murder him? It is a mystery.]

But there's also Minato and while he's not a girl, he's handsome in his own right! My roommate Akira is very handsome too! I don't have a picture of him, sorry...But! There's many beautiful people in this world, I figured it would be easier contacting you all this way! Oh! And we don't need to moonlace, this isn't some sort of uh...

[He pauses to look into his 'Big Book of Sex Terms for Dummies'.]

...gigolo offering? I think that's the term...

[He snaps the book shut.]

...it's just a friendly date! If you want to hold hands, that's okay, I don't mind.

[Yeap. This is what lasting impression people will have of him. At the very least he looks...innocent about it? There doesn't seem to be a sinister undertone about it.]

So please, let me know if you're interested. I promise it will be worth your while!

[He takes a bow again.]

Thank you very much!

[OOC: I'm sorry (but not really) also Ryoji's info and permission pages.]

Comments

[recidivate]

Absolutely not. That's a pretty particular fetish.

[thanatoast]

Oh! I read about some fetishes in the book too!

[Ryoji stop--]

Like --

[And off he goes listing things that would make most people blush.]

[recidivate]

...This is all new to you?/

[ unphased ]

[thanatoast]

Yes!

It's amazing, isn't it?! All these imaginative ideas!

[recidivate]

People get creative when they're bored.

[thanatoast]

There's love too...if it makes people happy that they want to try new things together.

[recidivate]

Love doesn't necessarily have anything to do with it.

[ this isn't just barking up the wrong tree, this is the wrong forest for talks re: love ]

[thanatoast]

That's true, but emotions can be very complicated. That's why I love them despite the ones that hurt more.

Love is so powerful...

[Woops he's not helping himself.]

[recidivate]

I suppose it could be.

[thanatoast]

Speaking from my own personal experience, I've seen it perform what some might call miracles.