Titus "blob boi" Alexius (
wearingguess) wrote in
prismatica2020-08-25 12:03 am
video; un: laurea
[ thunder crashes. the wind howls. a blond youth wearing an enormous cable-knit sweater over a dress shirt with the collar popped places his palms flat on the counter of a starter-apartment kitchen and earnestly addresses the camera. ]
Hello! The current circumstances are less than ideal, but I can put this off no longer.
Whether you know me or not, I am Titus Alexius, formerly of the Reim empire. It is more or less accurate to say that I am sixteen years old. I have been conducting research with the Lunar Scientia for the past several months, and I have also had more than I can stand of living alone. Therefore, I have prepared a simple twenty-question survey!
Anyone and everyone is welcome to submit a response, and there is no need to answer every question. But to show my appreciation, I shall provide all those who complete at least the identifying information with a code redeemable for one free empanada from the stall by the fountain at the northern end of Greatmoon Groves. [ he pauses thoughtfully and then leans in further. ]
...And if you do not care for empanadas, let me know and I will arrange an alternative.
...Also, I am reasonably certain everything in that marketplace is currently closed due to the inclement weather and invisible tentacle attacks. And a number of the survey questions, too, posit situations or activities that are momentarily, if not impossible, then inadvisable. But, well. We must believe these hardships will be temporary, mustn't we?... [ he shrugs helplessly and grimaces! ]
Thank you for your attention!
[ and underneath the prismagram video is the survey in question, along with a few additional links. ]
Survey Form
Supplemental Survey Materials
A. file: phix.image
B. location: apartmentL2U128.nav
C. location: EmpanadaEmpusa.nav
Hello! The current circumstances are less than ideal, but I can put this off no longer.
Whether you know me or not, I am Titus Alexius, formerly of the Reim empire. It is more or less accurate to say that I am sixteen years old. I have been conducting research with the Lunar Scientia for the past several months, and I have also had more than I can stand of living alone. Therefore, I have prepared a simple twenty-question survey!
Anyone and everyone is welcome to submit a response, and there is no need to answer every question. But to show my appreciation, I shall provide all those who complete at least the identifying information with a code redeemable for one free empanada from the stall by the fountain at the northern end of Greatmoon Groves. [ he pauses thoughtfully and then leans in further. ]
...And if you do not care for empanadas, let me know and I will arrange an alternative.
...Also, I am reasonably certain everything in that marketplace is currently closed due to the inclement weather and invisible tentacle attacks. And a number of the survey questions, too, posit situations or activities that are momentarily, if not impossible, then inadvisable. But, well. We must believe these hardships will be temporary, mustn't we?... [ he shrugs helplessly and grimaces! ]
Thank you for your attention!
[ and underneath the prismagram video is the survey in question, along with a few additional links. ]
Survey Form
Supplemental Survey Materials
A. file: phix.image
B. location: apartmentL2U128.nav
C. location: EmpanadaEmpusa.nav

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>1. I would consider us so. Bonjour!
Bonjour!!
>2. I am, but I find it somewhat lonely at times.
That is the same with me, but I find it somewhat lonely at all times!
>3. I would be happy to live with someone else. :)
So would I!!
>4. That sounds lovely! Is that where you live?
At the moment I remain in the same apartment where I have always lived here. But I am in communication with a "real estate agent" and have been looking with great interest at properties of that type, one or two in particular... They really are lovely. They are not so similar to my home in Magnostadt that it feels, you know, unhealthy... but still close enough that it feels nostalgic and comfortable.
>—I have no objections.
Serge!! Shall we live together and share a room??
>——I’m sorry, do you mean at all times?
For the most part, only at night.
(Though it need not be anything salacious. I used to share a bed with Marga, after all.)
>5. I prefer dogs, but I don’t dislike cats. I find their standoffishness charming.
I actually like dogs very much too! Would you like to have a dog? In addition to the cat.
>6. I am in no position to judge considering my own difficulties during Sanguis.
Nonsense. I wish to know your feelings! I suppose it is possible you'd cause trouble during Sanguis, but that doesn't mean I want to make you put up with something you hate out of revenge!
>7. You may see my above answer.
You may also see mine.
>8. Of course. :)
🦋🦋🦋
>10. I like to go to bed at a reasonable time. I am not very good at staying up late.
It's really quite easy!
But I think I would probably like to sleep earlier, if possible.
>11. I’m a little afraid to answer this question.
I would never levitate you without permission, except in case of emergency.
>12. I am not terribly familiar with cooking, but I’m not opposed to trying!
Serge! Let's cook!!!
>13. Only if I have the money for it.
I am always happy to treat you!
>14. The same as above. I’m sorry for raining on your parade.
There is nothing to be sorry for. I cannot expect everyone to share all my interests.
>I’d like to refrain from answering questions 16 and 17.
I understand...
(But it is really all right if you want to say no...)
>20. This seems like a more important question than the rest of the survey. Shouldn’t this be a separate section?
Oh. Perhaps so.
Although so far nobody has actually said they wanted to. (Though maybe that's because I put it at the end?)
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Another gentleman also described it as "a lot"...
Perhaps it's simply that I myself am
a lot.
Putting that aside!!
Your application is entirely whelming! I would love to live with you. My attention has likewise been caught by a man named Leaks, a mage and café owner who is no longer a pharmacist and will not allow his ears to be touched without permission. Have the two of you met?
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As for this man, Leaks, I haven’t heard of him! He sounds like he’s done quite a number of things in his time.
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He does seem to be quite accomplished, though like us he does not really cook. Moreover, while he is open to sharing a room at times, he wishes to have the option of solitude...
Tell me what you think of this!
A two-bedroom home. One room is his, one is ours. And at times I may also sleep in his. (I am not suggesting this as an immediate practical matter; I ask only whether the theory is sound)
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luckily, his face is hidden. ]
I don’t mind, but is he really all right with that?
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I shall ask! But I think he would be. Why should anyone mind the opportunity to live with someone like you? (Well, obviously provided that they knew you, which he does not, but we can remedy that easily enough... perhaps at one of the showings with the realtor!)
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Do you think we would get along?
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I think so. But it's true that I don't know you nearly as well as I would like, and I know you better than I know him...
Are there any specific concerns you have? About him, or about yourself?
(By the way, he says that either of us may join him in bed more or less when we like.)
[ that DEFINITELY allays any concerns serge has, right?? ]
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[ he has plenty of concerns. ]
You are a mysterious character, but I trust your judgment in people. Though perhaps not enough to share his bed.
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But you know, I would be glad to tell you everything. About my past, and what I really am. Some things I could even show you firsthand...
Unless you prefer it when people are mysterious, in which case I would be glad to keep it to myself.
Ah, though it occurs to me that by mysterious, perhaps you simply mean strange. In which case there is probably nothing that can or should be done
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If you feel comfortable enough to share that part of yourself with me, then I would be glad to hear it. Haven’t we known each other long enough?
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Or shall we wait until we can meet in person?
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