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inabluemoon) wrote in
prismatica2019-04-01 10:22 am
☽ I: video
[The video flicks on to reveal a figure silhouettes against the red moon glowing full overhead behind them. It looks like Vanitas has somehow gotten onto the roof of somewhere and is perched very precariously on the edge, his hair ruffled. For as dim as his face is in the darkness it's clear that he's grinning widely, his teeth looking almost suspiciously sharp and his blue eyes glowing with what seems to be red.]
Hello, fellow Moonblessed! To those of you who I haven't met yet, my name is Vanitas.
[Briefly the video becomes a blur as he spins to face the moon, gesturing to it broadly as the red glow washes over him.] Where I come from this sort of red moon usually heralds the birth of beings known as vampires. But it's a shame that such doesn't seem to be the case here, you know?
[He laughs, the sound just a bit manic.] You might be wondering why... It's simple- I'm a doctor to vampires, and without any patients it's just impossible for me to do my job! And I'm a very busy man, you know... So I'd like to make an offer to all of you!
If there are any vampires here, I want you to let me test something on you! If you're inhuman but not a vampire I suppose I could still try it on you, really... So what do all of you say?
Hello, fellow Moonblessed! To those of you who I haven't met yet, my name is Vanitas.
[Briefly the video becomes a blur as he spins to face the moon, gesturing to it broadly as the red glow washes over him.] Where I come from this sort of red moon usually heralds the birth of beings known as vampires. But it's a shame that such doesn't seem to be the case here, you know?
[He laughs, the sound just a bit manic.] You might be wondering why... It's simple- I'm a doctor to vampires, and without any patients it's just impossible for me to do my job! And I'm a very busy man, you know... So I'd like to make an offer to all of you!
If there are any vampires here, I want you to let me test something on you! If you're inhuman but not a vampire I suppose I could still try it on you, really... So what do all of you say?

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So you’re the “vampire-doctor”...
[ Why, yes, he was doing air quotes. ]
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So you've heard of me, then?
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Briefly, yes, though I'm not sure why you would claim to be something so outrageous.
[ As if you were really one to talk, Germany, you're a country that looks like a person. ]
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"Claim". So you don't believe me?
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Is there a reason I should? It’s all mythology and legends, no rational man would expect there to be a doctor for something that doesn’t exist.
[ All of this for for the sake of making sure that Italy hadn’t been mislead. ]
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Rationality, huh? That's the most you have to combat me with? [He laughs then, tossing his head back before he looks at the video again, the red catching his eyes.]
Tell me, then! What rational reason would I have to lie about such a thing? I'm excited to hear it! Here, in this world of magic and space travel, do tell me why vampires can't exist!
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He'd inherited a stubborn streak from his brother, this might have been a losing battle that he was fighting. He was wrong, he knew it, but he was prepared to stand his ground for now. Even if he was starting to look a little uneasy. He scoffed, though it was hesitantly. ]
Ah, well, some people are prone to exaggeration, aren't they? I can't speak for magic or what qualifies, but space travel can be explained scientifically...
[ He was grasping at straws, it was a sad state of affairs that he was willing to accept octopus-like aliens before he accepted the existence of vampires. ]
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Even if Germany obviously doesn't know that Vanitas' irritation is pretty clear in his face and tone.]
I'm not exaggerating. If you want to remain stubborn then you're free to be an idiot on your own time, but stay out of my way.
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My apologies, I spoke without thinking.
[ Then a sigh and a deep frown. ]
You spoke to a friend of mine who can be influenced a little too easily sometimes, so naturally I was concerned that he was being misled.
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He pouts for a moment before tilting his head curiously.]
Oh really? And just who was this friend?
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Italy. I believe you met him during the festival. He didn’t tell me anything about you beyond your...
[ This was weirdly difficult, but he would swallow his pride for the time being. ]
...profession.
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Oh yeah, him. [The one who he's still not quite sure how to read. And that bothers him... But it really isn't the point right now, so he just grins in bemusement.]
And let me guess. You thought I was a charlatan and decided to be a good friend and investigate me a little, right?
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I’m just looking out for my colleagues, wouldn’t you do the same?
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I don't have colleagues. And even if I did I'm not anyone's babysitter.
[Big talk for someone who shows a lot of concern for a certain vampire back home.]
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He frowned. ]
I'm not a babysitter.
[ He was. ]
Friends, then, if you don't have colleagues.
[ He wanted to say that everyone had colleagues, but he couldn't imagine there were many 'vampire doctors' out there. ]
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Aren't you?
[Vanitas snorts, beginning to look irritated with the direction of the conversation. Ugh, was this guy going to go into some friendship speech?]
I don't need those either.
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It’s not about needing them, it’s about having them whether you want them or not. Maybe it’s family, but making sure the people I care about are safe does not make me a babysitter!
[ What kind of a guy was this? Even Germany had friends. ]
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Getting attached to someone like that will only make you weak. At the end of the day the only thing people can rely on are themselves.
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It’s only a weakness if you allow it to be! I used to think the same thing, but ultimately it’s turned out to be a strength.
[ A heavy sigh as he looked away from the screen again. ]
Living like that is lonely, I know that better than anyone. The only thing to be concerned about is getting attached to humans.
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Lonely? Ha! [He can't be lonely if he's always used to being alone, right? Right. It's for the best, anyway.]
Don't assume that we're the same. You don't know me!
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I-I never meant to imply that we were the same, I was merely relaying my own experiences!!
[ This was a video, what did he have to be anxious for? No, it was the aura that was almost oozing from the screen. Vanitas was just a more dangerous version of someone else he knew... ]
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Tch. Well I'm not interested. Your experiences don't apply to me.
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I NEVER SAID THEY DID!
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He just stares for a long moment before gritting his teeth in a snarl and shutting off the video.]