video, un: hexadin

[halforc]

Hi, ah.

[ Awkward fingergun for you, network. ]

Quick question, the reason for it will sound obvious given recent events. [ ie: that giantass flood that ruined everyone's homes. ] Does anybody here own any of the ships docked in the port about a ten minute walk above the Crystal Beach? Specifically, the large galleon. I know a few are owned by companies and the other dock is strictly for Lunar Knights, but I'm looking to make a purchase or strike a deal for that ship in particular.

I'm Fjord. Thanks ... for your time.

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[halforc]

Yeah, she's everywhere, it's a little mindblowing to think about.

... Can a God of Death kill his own dick? Or bring it back to life if he did?

[ JUST VOICING THE THOUGHTS AS THEY COME. ]

[ragingnature]

[ She lets out a choking noise followed by a few coughs. ]

First off, why?

Second, he's not a God of Death, he's God of the Dead. There's a difference.

Third...he can't bring the dead back to life. That's not...that's not something any of us can do.

[halforc]

There's a lot of answers there which I'm grateful for but they only inspire more questions. Why is there a difference between God of Death and Dead beyond semantics?

[ragingnature]

I think the difference is that he can control the dead, but he can't collect the souls of the dead like a Death God can. Though... I don't think Hermes is considered a Death God but he's been contracted to collect souls.

[ There's a thoughtful hum as she thinks about that. She wishes she could ask him how that works. ]

Maybe he could if he had the time to do so. And maybe that's the difference, it's like a hierarchy? The God of the Dead is at the top and able to control all things related to death but a Death God can't? [ These are questions for Hades! She's just a flower goddess. ]

[halforc]

[ Gods are so complicated. ]

So if there was a God of Cheese, would they have domain over all cheese but never be able to favour a particular kind? Cheddar scandals.

Hades, God of Cheese.

[ragingnature]

If we must use your example, I suppose they could favour cheddar but they'd still be a god over all types of cheese.

I mean, I'm the Goddess of Spring. I might favour pink roses over other types of flowers but that doesn't make me the Goddes of Pink Roses.

[ She shouldn't laugh at that but she does. ]

His jokes can be a little cheesy.

[halforc]

[ Heh, cheesy. ]

You're the Goddess of Pink in general, I think you get to have domain over everything in those shades.

[ragingnature]

[ Cheesy puns and dad jokes. At least she enjoys them. ]

I think I'll stick to being a goddess of flowers.

[halforc]

[ Aw, well. At least he knows his flirting doesn't work anymore, that's a Hades-centric turnaround and not unexpected. ]

Sounds like a plan.

[ragingnature]

[ Or it's just kind of going over her head. Though again, that probably has a lot to do with the fact that she only has eyes for Hades now that he's around. ]

A single color would get pretty boring, don't you think?

[halforc]

Well, I have all sorts of greens going on here and it is ... a constant party at the old Fjord Town.

[ It is not, in fact, always a party. ]

[ragingnature]

Is it really always a party?

[halforc]

Absolutely! One-hundred percent, non-stop, just ... I never actually sleep.

[ragingnature]

Uh huh. So if I just showed up at three in the morning you'd be awake?

[halforc]

Are you planning on showing up at three in the morning?

[ragingnature]

No. Especially not right now.

But you didn't answer!

[halforc]

Then yeah, sure, I'm party rocking twenty-four-seven currently. Except for right now, obviously. Hard to throw back whiskey on a call and stay cognizant.

[ragingnature]

I don't believe you. But I suppose I'll never know for sure.

[halforc]

A Paladin never lies.

[ragingnature]

Would you swear it on the river Styx?

[halforc]

... Why, what would that entail? Beyond basic honour.

[ragingnature]

Not much for a mortal, actually. So I suppose that was a kind of pointless question.

[halforc]

I totally swear on the river Styx.

[ragingnature]

[ She lets out a laugh. ]

Well, good things she's not here to make it binding.

[halforc]

Oh, no. Don't tell me it's a sentient river. That's hardly fair.