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[doctorize]

[bright and early on the morning of triple moon comes a surprise network message from danny]

Hello, this is Dr. Daniel Dickens from the Second Nature Clinic. For those who are new here, I work as a therapist there, so if there is anyone in need of treatment and have been unable to find what you're looking for at the hospital, you're welcome to find me there and I'll see what I can do to help.

However, I didn't come here just to make an advertisement: there's something I haven't had happen before during one of these cycles, despite being here for... almost a year, apparently.

[Shy of two months, wow. Time flies.]

So I had some questions for people who have experienced this particular sort of trait for the Iris cycle, regarding... well. The one that involves having tentacles like an octopus.

... And before anyone says anything, no, it didn't replace you-know-what like I've seen some people mention on here before. They're somewhere entirely different, and currently preventing me from doing so much as taking a drink without it ending up on my person...or being able to speak at all, actually.

[... They're coming out of his goddamn face is what Danny is trying to say here.]

So maybe it's not questions I need answered so much as advice on how to deal with them. And hopefully not suffocate to death at some point before the cycle is over either.

Comments

[doctorize]

Don't worry, I promise that there's nothing wrong with having cycles that don't involve feeling so high-strung, so to speak.

[In fact that feels like a source of jealousy that there are people who don't feel horny on main every cycle?? Or at least it would be if Danny himself wasn't too annoyed by face tentacles to feel anything other than annoyed at the current situation.]

[allegedprisoner]

[ You are definitely not the only person who has been jealous of Luca's distinct lack of horny... Not that Luca would realize that through texting alone. ]

Guess not. And how common is the tentacle trait, anyhow?

[doctorize]

It's not as common as some traits like say... rabbit or deer-like qualities. Those are the ones I usually hear about or see more often than tentacles.

[allegedprisoner]

So tentacles are a rare trait? Noted.

[doctorize]

Indeed. I only really know two people now that get them frequently rather than once in a rare instance.

[allegedprisoner]

Is there any other cause for the change other than the typical moon cycle?

[doctorize]

I don't believe so. I've only ever seen that change occur in people during the Iris moon cycle.

[allegedprisoner]

I understand it's an Iris change, but I was wondering if there was a trigger on top of that.

[doctorize]

Oh, sorry. No, I haven't really discovered a particular trigger that causes it. I'm clueless why one person gets it during Iris and another person doesn't.

[allegedprisoner]

I see. Do you know of anyone who's looking into the matter?

[doctorize]

Lunar Scientia, perhaps? They seem like the types who would have looked into it, but I wouldn't actually know for sure.

[allegedprisoner]

I'll try to keep that in mind, thank you.