VIDEO; UN: SMOKING_BOMB

[bakudan_bambino]

[The video starts up and is on for almost an entire minute with Gokudera staring at it. He's got leopard spots on his face, fluffy silver-gray cat ears poking out from his hair, and then he drops the device.]

Fuck-!

[It lands on the floor, camera pointed up. He's right in front of the door to his apartment, and it seems he can't pick his phone up, because instead of having hands, for this Triple Moon, he has paws. No thumbs. He can't pick the phone up, and instead bats at it. He's not realized that it's recording.]

Whatever...

[So now he's going to try and open his front door. There's a lot of cursing under his breath, and he's smacking at the handle, unable to knock without knuckles to do so.]

Stupidfucking... finger... toes.... just gotta... Ugh! Come on....

[Claws drag over it, and then he's leaning forward, trying to angle his paw and then getting a claw stuck in the keyhole. Gokudera makes a pathetic wailing noise and has to carefully twist it out. He huffs at the door, takes a few steps back, and cuts off the feed with one of feet, which is also a paw. Help him? Cheer him on? Laugh at him?]

Comments

[unhappy]

See, and people say negativity doesn't help anyone.

[ Though... ] Aren't you Cordis? [ Mayuzumi's a cat almost every month, so she's pretty sure, anyway. ] You could probably just pull someone in off the street to do it for you.

[bakudan_bambino]

Well, if it's used to make a comparison as a pick-me-up...

[He glares at the camera.] Why would I want some stranger pulled off the street to know where I live?!

[unhappy]

If you can see some stranger on the street from where you are, don't they already know?

[ He is just kind of standing around.. she can't really see where the street is adjacent to him though, so who knows. ]

[bakudan_bambino]

I can't! I'm still in front of my apartment door.

[It's not a bad idea, but he won't do what she suggests, and his fur is bristling slightly. Gokudera knocks his elbow into the door, hoping that will be loud enough for his roommate to hear.]

[unhappy]

Sounds like you're the reason you can't get in then, not your moonblessing. Just go pheromone someone. Then kick them out and shame them for assuming you were trying to seduce them just because you're Cordis.

[ Emerald would 100% do that if she were Cordis. She's absolutely fine with being a tease and a little mean. ]

[bakudan_bambino]

Just go pheromone someone?! I... I have control over that?! [Right. The reason he's stuck out of his house is not because his paws via his moonblessing stop him from opening the door, it's because he isn't trying to manipulate strangers.

It could work...]

That doesn't sound right. [What poor stupid bastard (or woman) would be interested in him and his pheromones?!]

[unhappy]

I mean, as far as going and standing near someone and taking advantage of it, sure, you have control.

[ Emerald's never been Cordis, so she's not exactly sure if there's a way to direct it, but she knows she's always way more willing to give attention and try to impress her Cordis boyfriend when his moon is out. ]

Does it less more right than standing outside your door while passersby and strangers on the internet laugh at you?

[bakudan_bambino]

Well I’d rather this than use my pheromones to influence someone else, and especially not a stranger.

[He could fight off someone if he has to, but he also knows that even acting offended might not play out well. He’s a naturally aggressive person, and wouldn’t ask for help on a normal day.]

[unhappy]

Great, so now that you've objected to the more extreme thing, maybe you could just ask someone for help like a normal person?

[ Weirdo. ]

[bakudan_bambino]

[Gokudera’s ears flick back in obvious irritation, and he scoffs before closing the conversation. He was trying to post so someone he knew could help him, but given that he doesn’t know many people on this alien planet, it just hasn’t worked out. Her idea isn’t bad, but he doesn’t like the assumption it implies.]