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[topgun_textiles]

[He's too frazzled to keep it to voice. Seated at his desk, the feed begins with a very black-haired Kanji peering through his glasses at a small stack of papers in his hands. He had to go over them again, sweating visibly before he managed to swallow and get some moisture back into his mouth.]

Son of a bitch... I-I, ah, I gotta put out a warning to everybody!

S'about that Ware Wolf Shop that pops up around now. Dude sells a lotta good stuff, right? Well, he don't feel the need to tell ya about the fine fuckin' print!

[As he places the papers in a neat stack, the sharper eyes can spot the light going through the last flyer he held in his hands, staring at it in more than mild panic, bidding The Shirogane-Tatsumi couple a hearty congratulations and to please use these coupons to make their first anniversary just as memorable.]

Just... just don't buy the fancy rings, y'hear me!? Not unless you're real serious! D-don't make me explain it...!

[He rest the bottom half of his very red face in a palm, lost in thought for a moment. His adam's apple bobs with the next swallow. How the fuck was he gonna explain this to-

The feed cuts.]

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[chainlinks]

[Kanji why is he...not surprised at all. Naoto on the other hand. Or maybe it's just the both of them together.]

Congratulations. Should I call Naoto Miss Tatsumi now?

[topgun_textiles]

H-h-h-HOW SHOULD I KNOW!?

[chainlinks]

Well as far as this world is concerned, she is your wife now...

[Oh no he said the W word.]

[topgun_textiles]

[That 'w' word incites the sound of a squeak that would make plenty of forest creatures terribly proud.]

I-I don't even know if she WANTS to be called any'a that shit! I mean, her family name's important, so I'd be fine with jus' goin' wi--

Wait, th-that ain't why I got the damn rings! They were a Firi-somethin' present last year!

[chainlinks]

Oh okay I get it, Mr.Shirogane.

[Okay he is being a dick. A little. Because it's cute. And he can.]

Maybe there should have been some fine print...oh well it can't be helped.

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[pishirogane]

[She had to do a little shopping so what is this?]

I'm concerned what you found out.

Text - Private

[topgun_textiles]

[To be honest, texting it was easier than looking her in the eyes and telling her about the mail. He still wished that his moonblessing included the amazing ability to dive into the floor and fuckin' disappear, though. Got anything for that, Sanguis!?]

Are you sitting down? Your ass needs to be planted for this.

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[pishirogane]

I am. I'm not going to text while carrying bags.

[What did that Ware Wolf Shop owner not tell them this time?]

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[topgun_textiles]

When we put on the rings we

kinda

got hitched




I'm sorry.

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[skulleon]

Wait, there's fine print!?

Nobody told me that!

[ someone's been holding on to a couple of fancy bracelets, too. ]

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[topgun_textiles]

SURPRISE!

Prismals may not take stuff like this seriously, but we gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere! I'm going over to give them a piece of my mind.

[skulleon]

Huh? It's just fashion, man, it's no big.

I was checking out a bunch of 'em too...

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[topgun_textiles]

I thought it was just fashion, too, but the prismals think I'm married! Pretty big deal, dude!

Wait, how many people are you hooking up with? You're getting stuff for all of them?

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[lumberlady]

Eh- ?! Does this mean Kanji's rings aren't a secret anymore?

[priorities]

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[topgun_textiles]

Huh!? Secret? N-no, this ain't a secret thing, it-it was just a present...!

Wait, ya noticed the rings!?

[lumberlady]

Th... The ring from the weird shop? That you mentioned on New Years? There was zenzai... we were at my house...

No... ?

[topgun_textiles]

...Oh yeah, we did talk about that.

[He sighed, ran his fingers through his hair.]

Welp... guess I was too dumb to clue in on it. Like, the things had 'promise' in the name, so it was kinduva... "SOMEDAY we'll do it", not- not "the moment we put 'em on" kinda deal!

I mean, the least we could'a done was have a ceremony or whatever, b-but that's only if we were ready for it!

text; un: no

[terribletwos]

real serious about what/

and what are the congratulations for/

text;

[topgun_textiles]

Getting hitched. Marriage is pretty serious, isn't it?

[terribletwos]

i wouldn't know. i don't know anything about marriage.

so the rings married you/

[topgun_textiles]

Looks like it. I've got coupons for discount first anniversary plans I suppose I need to start making.

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[thanatoast]

Oh! Is that why you wouldn't want to go alone in a date with me? I see now, it make sense!

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[topgun_textiles]

[RYOJI NO]

That's not it, damn it!

I mean, we can hang out as friends, at any rate.

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[thanatoast]

I don't see what's so bad about it?! You're marrying the person you love!

And okay! As friends!

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[topgun_textiles]

[Okay yeah, it's pretty cool but he can't be excited about it without talking to his w-w-wife--]

But the way everybody goes on about it's embarrassing!