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[topgun_textiles]

[He's too frazzled to keep it to voice. Seated at his desk, the feed begins with a very black-haired Kanji peering through his glasses at a small stack of papers in his hands. He had to go over them again, sweating visibly before he managed to swallow and get some moisture back into his mouth.]

Son of a bitch... I-I, ah, I gotta put out a warning to everybody!

S'about that Ware Wolf Shop that pops up around now. Dude sells a lotta good stuff, right? Well, he don't feel the need to tell ya about the fine fuckin' print!

[As he places the papers in a neat stack, the sharper eyes can spot the light going through the last flyer he held in his hands, staring at it in more than mild panic, bidding The Shirogane-Tatsumi couple a hearty congratulations and to please use these coupons to make their first anniversary just as memorable.]

Just... just don't buy the fancy rings, y'hear me!? Not unless you're real serious! D-don't make me explain it...!

[He rest the bottom half of his very red face in a palm, lost in thought for a moment. His adam's apple bobs with the next swallow. How the fuck was he gonna explain this to-

The feed cuts.]

Comments

[topgun_textiles]

Heh... yeah, that sounds familiar.

[He paused. He turned pink, and rubbed the back of his head.]

H-hey, so... nothin' is set in stone or nothin', but I wonder if you n' Gonta would be cool with comin' to a... y'know.

I-if Naoto n' I go through with all this.

[lumberlady]

[He says nothing is set in stone... but!!!!]

To a wedding!?

[topgun_textiles]

Y-yeah! I-if- if that's happening...!

[Oh my god, Konoha, he ain't sure if the fuckin' moons heard you, do you mind giving that a little louder!?]

[lumberlady]

[IF...................... But surely he wouldn't ask if it wasn't looking like it was gonna be happening???]

Of course we'd go to Kanji's wedding! How could we not?

[topgun_textiles]

[Little did he know that it'd become a thing! But for now, he didn't want to get his hopes up or push any sort of expectation on anyone.]

I'm- I'm just askin'! But... but good! I'll let you guys know if somethin' doesn't go through.

[lumberlady]

Wh- What kind of wedding would it be? Should we wear Lunatian style clothes? Or- should I start sewing?

[topgun_textiles]

Earth style! I wanna do it like back home.

Ya might need to start sewin', Konoha.

[lumberlady]

I've been working on my embroidery! Are cranes and pine trees still auspicious for future Japan weddings?

[topgun_textiles]

Hell yeah! Those're forever!

[lumberlady]

Phew, that's a relief! I think I can do those!